Friday, June 30, 2006

Who'd Ya Do On Canada Day?

Since Canada Day is tomorrow today's Who'd Ya Do is Dedicated to Canadians!
So Who'd Ya Do on Canada Day!

ROCH VOISINE

LINDA EVANGELISTA
Best Quote - We have this saying, Christy and I: We don't get out of bed for less than 10,000 a day.

PETER NORTH

CAPTAIN CANUCK


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Thursday, June 29, 2006

My New Out Of Office Message

I decided to use the following as my OUT OF OFFICE reply from now on...
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Long post but a lot happened this weekend

Friday – Great fun. Lots of people, lots of drinks and lots of fun. Even a guest from Quebec City. I believe he referred to Pride weekend as Disneyland. Saw Mama G before we went to the bar. Everyone loves Mama G till he gets drunk then he's kinda scary.
We lined up for a bar that was a basically a sweat box (really it was prolly about 30 degrees in there). But who says fun and sweat don’t mix, right? This was everyone’s first night out for drinks and we all went hard…shooters, beer, vodka and cigarettes (lots and lots of cigarettes). After the bar at around 4:00 we headed down the street for more drinking at a friends house. On the way there two of my friends joined in on a huge game of spin the bottle at Maitland and Church (not me though I’m a good boy and it seemed kinda gross). I tried my best to sneak off so I could escape and go home (it was 4am). I was safely in the Superfresh Mart in line to buy cigarettes for at least 10 min when Mo popped his head in door and “said there you are”, oh no not more drinks. So I stayed up another hour and had some more drinks. I went home loaded and thought to myself only two more days to go.

Saturday – Felt like shit for about 30 min but then I was fine. A friend was having a house party so off I went for drinks at about 3:00. There we named my unborn child. His name is Chicklet! Chicklet is a whole separate post for another time but that should explain the post below. We drank there until about 7:00 then we headed for a beer garden (yaaay! Drinking in a parking lot, my favorite). Met lots of fun people and a girl with a great shirt.After the beer garden closed the lines were huge everywhere so we went to the Black Eagle because the line was short. and there we met a nightmare British lady I called Baby Spice. . Some guy out on the patio was really rude….I guess he was there to meet a leather daddy and be mean to everyone else. Hope he went home alone! After that we went to Woody’s where the girl inline behind me absolutely hated me. I mean really hated me. So I just picked on her more. I soon had to stop because she was getting so flustered. After that everyone went home except for me. I wanted more drinks and more fun so I went to another bar and while standing in line (that was pretty short) this 27 year old hottie tried to pick me up. For some reason a drunk Auntie gets hit on quite a lot. Maybe I don't look like I hate everyone when I'm drunk....who knows? Anyway the hottie bought me drinks and later asked me to go to a party at some huge bar in the entertainment district (System I think) but it was late and I'm not 25. I went home soon after at about 4:00.

Sunday – Woke up and the hang over lasted a good hour to an hour and a half. Met up with Salem and had some Wendy’s for a something to eat where I saw two floats go by (that was good enough for me…great parade now bye). Off to a parking lot for some drinking. It started off slow…I had to trick myself into getting drunk but one it started it was all good times. Cashew and Candy showed up. Lots of other friends showed soon after. Then Jason and Paul showed up. Paul was loaded and it was only around 2:30. He kept falling into people and no one could understand him when he spoke (yeah, it wasn’t pretty). He went home by about 4:00pm. That must have made for a memorable Pride Day. Jason spent a lot of time being scared. Of what, I’m not so sure but he looked absolutely terrified before he snuck off and went home. The music was good even though Ultra Nate sang about three versions of “Free”. A friend named Angela showed up with a friend of hers from out of town who was wearing the same shirt as me and was automatically named Chicklet (my unborn child). Poor guy…but he took it all in good humor.
We got a lot of "was that on purpose" from lots of people so I guess it was our 15 mins of fame. Lots of drinks brought on the night and some great DJs. It was now almost 11:00 and time to move on. Only four of us headed out to a bar. There was quite the line but I did explain how lines could be fun. And well it was prolly the most memorable parts of the day because the people in front of us were absolutely crazy. Here’s the proof… We had a great time inside dancing and drinking. When these guys decided it was time to go home I made one more stop before I went back home and I ran into Salem. He was a little tipsy and maybe too friendly I went home about ½ hour or 45min after arriving. I did nothing on Monday but watch TV and eat cookies. I had a great weekend but I’m not going to be able to do this for many more years…

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

CHICKLET

Monday, June 26, 2006

The End Of A Busy Weekend

I had fun. But thank God it's over! I'm tired and useless.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Two Days Down - One To Go

I'm super hung over and now I have to go out and trick myself into getting drunk again.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Fingerbangin'

My sister just forwarded me this. Now I'll probably be walking around singing it for the rest of the day.

Day One Down - Two To Go

Thought you might want to see a pic of last night's festivities. Yes that's me and one of my hands. Lots of us got together (including Miss Thistle and Salem) got really drunk and went home at 4:30am. No Jason, surprise he didn't show.
Just heading out for another day of drinking in parking lots (I love beer gardens).

Friday, June 23, 2006

Who'd Ya Do?

Sorry I'm so late this week! Work, y'know.

My brain's out of energy, so I'm sticking with the name theme again. This week is dudes named Billy. For me it's no contest, but we'll see what happens.

Billy Zane


Billy Bob Thornton


Billy Boyd


Billy Shatner


Who's your Billy boy?




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Thornton
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Thursday, June 22, 2006

NO AMY? :(


I'm a little upset. Amy Crews was not a choice for the Big Brother 7 all stars!
I loved my liquor drinkin', gay lovin', cheese eatin' Amy. I would have liked to see Jun too (she was pure evil).
At least Janelle is on the list to be voted back in.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

And So It Begins...

Big Brother All-Stars starts tonight!!!1!1!

They will reveal the top 20 previous contestants and it is up to the viewers to vote online to decide who will re-enter the house. Go Dr. Will!

But first...

So NoTORIous.

You may have heard about the drama at the MMVAs with Tori Spelling, her new husband, and his ex-wife. Tori essentially had the ex evicted from the awards citing a "restraining order." Here's the interview with the ex, Mary-Jo Eustace, after the fact.

Her companion is none other than Ken Kostick, her co-host on What's For Dinner.

FYI - MTV Canada begins airing Tori's reality show in July. Squeee!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Quote Of The Day

A co-worker was telling me about a crazy homeless guy he saw on the way to work. The homeless guy was yelling at a tree. He said "you want to be an asshole, well I eat assholes for breakfast!"
Ha, ha! Homeless guy eats assholes for breakfast.

Auntie's Lunch

You should see Auntie when they bring this to her table. She just bounces around all giddy, clapping her hands. It's adorable.

My Hero

I wish I could be drunk and fun like Joan Crawford all the time.

Pride Week Outing?

Yeah, yeah, more of Thistle and her celeb gossip, but this one comes with a hot pic. No, not this one.


So Lance Bass, former N*Syncer, has been dating Reichen Something-or-Other (from the Amazing Race 4) for some time now. Reichen is smoking some serious crack cause he is waaaay too good for Lance, but whatevs.

Anyways, point of my story? Rumour has it, Lance has decided to use Pride Week to finally come out about his sexuality to one of the glossy mags. Yay! Lance has been the source of blind items in papers for years, and was trying to come out for a long time, but his handlers always talked him out of it. Until now. Hopefully. We'll have to wait and see if it actually happens.

In the meantime, let's look at Reichen, shall we?

Buddy Cole-Happy Pride Week!

Happy Pride Week! (Toronto, NYC, San Francisco)





Monday, June 19, 2006

So Naughty

Look at what I found at Canada.com the story sucks but look at this intro to the Tom Cruise article...
Tom Cruise tops the Forbes list of powerful celebrities. Oops, we didn't mean to use "tops" and "Tom Cruise" in the same sentence. Don't sue.

So naughty.

Starting My Own Business


Thistle and I have decided to start our own summer business in cottage country. I've already made the store sign. Anyone wanna invest?

MMVAs

Hedley at the Much Music Video Awards.
Jacob Hoggard is a funny guy, a bit strange but funny. He did make Canadian Idol entertaining two years ago.

Best Reply This Weekend

Nice bum where you from?

I'm from the ditch bitch.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Who'd Ya Do? - Madonna









Since she's currently on another huge tour. I thought I would dedicate this Who'd Ya Do to Madonna. You've all wanted to do her at one time or another. The question is which Madonna do you wanna do?



THE VIRGIN TOUR

WHO’S THAT GIRL TOUR


BLONDE AMBITION TOUR


GIRLIE SHOW TOUR


DROWNED WORLD TOUR


REINVENTION TOUR



CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR


Who'd Ya Do?



THE VIRGIN
WHO'S THAT GIRL
BLONDE AMBITION
GIRLIE SHOW
DROWNED WORLD
RE-INVENTION
DANCEFLOOR


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You're Not In The Running To Become America's Next Top Model

WHAT THE MODEL WHO DOESN'T MAKE IT THROUGH ELIMINATION SEES.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

I KNOW, I KNOW YOU'VE PROLLY SEEN THIS BEFORE

More Scientology Insanity Caring!

Jenna Elfman? Bitch crazy.

Elfman and her hubby recently came across this guy wearing this shirt;

::note to self; buy this shirt::

Anyways, the Elfmans unleashed a tirade on this poor fellow. Jenna apparently screaming at one point "Have you ever raped a baby?"

I mean, HUH??

Now, not to be all Seinfeldian, but what is the deal with Scientologists??

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

ODE TO STOMPIN' TOM

Butchie didn't know who Stompin' Tom was so I thought he could use a little education on this subject.

Tom Born in New Brunswick had a rough life

Everybody in CANADA loves Stompin' Tom! We've all been drunk at least once while singing along with a Stompin' Tom song.

MARGO'S CARGO is one of my favorites and every Canadian knows and loves the HOCKEY SONG. The Hockey Song was played by Stompin' Tom before the last hockey game at Maple Leaf Gardens.


THE KETCHUP SONG


MY STOMPIN GROUND

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EVIL HAS A FACE AND IT'S NOT PRETTY!


I think this is the true face of Ann Coulter (the camera doesn't lie). She looks like she's the Linda Blair in the Exorcist. Bad hair, her teeth look like they are rotten like her soul, and those legs are absolutely repulsive. Maybe the photographer was a gay that told her she looked great.
**gays and widows around the world snicker with delight**