ZOMG!

Otters holding hands!! I think they're lovahs.

Earworm.

Although it's probably the Greatest Commercial Ever, this ad's been stuck in my head for three days and it's starting to make me crazy.



So here comes Daaaaaaan.

Who'd Ya Do

Sorry, guys. I've been a terrible blogger this week. I've got a crazy couple of weeks at work, then I'll be back! (Unlike you other mean quitters.)

Cartoon Characters this week...

Rainer Wolfcastle (The Simpsons)


Lion-O (Thundercats)


Archie (The Archies)


Hercules (The Mighty Hercules - looooved this cartoon)


Now pick one!

Wolfcastle Lion-O Archie Herc View Results Make your own poll

Ow.

My brain hurts still.

Thanks to everyone who came out for T's birthday on Sattie! He had lots of fun. As did I!

Apologies to anyone if I did anything stupid while drunk - hopefully I didn't spill drinks on you, or owe anyone money? Who the hell knows...such a klassy girl.

Here's You

Newfoundland Quarters

Hang on to any of the new 2007 Newfoundland Quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The Canadian Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Newfoundland quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each province.

This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines , pay phones, or any other coin operated device. The problem lies in the unique design of the quarter, which was designed by a team of genuine Newfoundlanders.

Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the machines.

For All The Ladies

Happy International Women's Day 2007! Take some time for yourself. That ironing can wait. You can put off doing the dishes (I know you can I've seen you do it). The floor doesn't need waxing today, it can wait until tomorrow. You don't need to do the laundry right now...but make sure you do it before bed because I have no clean socks. Oh and the little general and I have a surprise for you at bed time to celebrate Chick Day so make sure you have something sexy on. Oh and could you get me a beer while you're up?

M.I.A.

I feel like I haven't posted in ages. I've actually been cheating on Blogger lately with Facebook. It's like crack.

I also may have been rendered unconscious earlier in the week when I realized this movie was number one at the box office. What is wrong with people? A buddy movie with Travolta, Tim Allen, and Martin Lawrence? You people make me sick. And William H. Macy - you're on notice, mister.

(No) Love In An Elevator

I could feel the hate on the elevator at work this morning. There I was alone in the elevator with a DHL delivery guy and a FedEx guy. Glad I got outta there before the smackdown!

Who'd Ya Do (Britney)

Oh she has many faces...

Good Girl Britney

A fresh faced good girl who's just a little naughty.

Full On Whore Britney.

(I'm a slaaaave. Get it, get it. Gett it, get it)

Britney as a mom.

Is she your MILF?

Party Girl Britney.

Hey y'all Paris is teachin' me howta act all slutty in real life. Like in one of my music videos without the lip synching.

CRAZY BRITNEY

Breakdown mode....crazy, crazy, crazy. That's one ka-razE bitch.

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Secret Shame

I love this show. The first thing I do on Saturday morning is watch the episode from the night before.

Shhhhhhhh!