If I was a Genie...

You wish has been granted. Now you have two left, wudda want?
Oh, OK. No problem.

Ok one more. But that'll be three.
So what will it be?

Guess What

Yes, that's right.
Just Like The guy in the picture above says...

I'M BORED!

I started looking for a job daily. I hope it doesn't take long 'cause I'm going a little crazy now. I get up early every day then have a nap in the afternoon. It's not much fun anymore. Besides it's getting hot outside which means they crank the AC in the hallway and it get burrrrrrr chilly cold in my apartment.
Who can nap when it's chilly?
Not me, I say, NOT ME!!!!

If you have a job for me please give it to me because I HATE writing cover letters!

You.

He, he, He

Hey Bitches...
I caught 2 pop flys at baseball today. I'm right good at sports so suck it!

Happy Birthday, Auntie!!!!

Special Day

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to retarded friends... just as I've done.
You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.

Comics.

I'm alive!

So, I'm about to admit a secret I've had for 20 years. I read the For Better Or For Worse comic strip every damn day. And today I have to post and vent.


You're really going with the Liz and Anthony storyline, Lynn Johnston??? He's divorced, whiny, has a gross moustache, and is generally creepy. Liz had her choice of a hot pilot, for godsakes. Blech.

It's certainly no Calvin and Hobbes, but I'll keep reading, I'm sure. It DID have the First Ever Gay Comic Strip Character™

Motivational Poster + Cat Macros = Funnies.