YOU SO WANNA DO ME

Am I a Baby Daddy?

2009-01-09T16:45:00.001-05:00

In Case You Didn't Know....

2008-12-19T00:12:00.000-05:00

I Miss My Dad

2008-11-21T20:45:00.001-05:00

I miss you dad....

PARTY AT BUTCHIE'S

2008-11-06T16:21:00.002-05:00

Salem & YJA

2008-10-31T17:30:00.001-04:00

Just a hint of what Salem and I are going to be for Halloween...

Oh and my new favorite song!

OK SO I'M GETTING MARRIED

2008-10-22T21:36:00.001-04:00

I just need to find a husband. Can you help me out?
I have narrowed it down to these eligible bachelors

Blind Date

2008-10-17T02:31:00.002-04:00

PS Winnipeg is a hole. Much more of a hole then you ever thought it was. Actually this Blind Date was prolly filmed in Winnipeg.
Butchy You would LOVE Winnipeg!

A FIGHT BEHIND THE RINK

2008-10-10T21:07:00.002-04:00

AHHHH... The high school memories.

A FIGHT BEHIND THE RINK

A FIGHT IN THE RINK

Extended My Stay

2008-09-26T22:09:00.002-04:00

I am spending next weekend in Vegas against my better judgement. Anybody wanna come ad get drunk and spend money for two days?

Remember My Job Description

2008-09-23T14:02:00.002-04:00

Ahhhhh!!!!

Remember I got a new job a couple of months ago and I asked will there be a lot of traveling? I was told no. Well here's where I have been this month so far...

Miniapolis

Montreal

New York

Vancouver

Next month I have to go to.... Las Vegas, Montreal, Los Angelas, San Fransisco and Dallas (so far). Traveling is fun on Vacation but not so fun for work. I have seen all the movies on a seat back I can. Looks like I am going to have to watch Sex In the City (it's the only one left I haven't already seen)

FACK CABLE

2008-09-19T12:35:00.003-04:00

This is the best thing ever!

Pics From Miss Thistle's Wedding

2008-07-26T22:01:00.019-04:00

That's Me

Bride's Maids

Maid of Honor and Best Man.

Miss Thistle and Her Groom

Jason Doesn't Like Children

2008-07-22T22:22:00.000-04:00

She Is Going Straight To Hell

2008-07-22T14:13:00.003-04:00

Paris. Monday, May 26, 2008. 4:30am

2008-06-12T18:27:00.003-04:00

What Happens In Paris Stays In Paris

How Much Does This Cheer You Up?

2008-06-07T21:45:00.000-04:00

Sacre bleu!

2008-05-24T14:33:00.004-04:00

I'm off to France today. Miss Thistle's wedding is in France next weekend. I believe her "wedding" is nothing more than a trick so she can have a romantic weekend with me....

YJA to Miss Thistle:
here's the headline
crazy girl from paris ontario fakes wedding for romantic weekend getaway with stalkee.

Miss Thistle to YJA:
Once you're in France you're so trapped. I will pelt you with baguettes until unconscious and stuff your mouth with cheese so you can't scream. Sacre bleu!

I'm sure to have some stories upon my return!

Happy Birthday, Auntie!!!!

2008-05-08T17:40:00.000-04:00

Fancy Ontarians

2008-05-06T20:30:00.000-04:00

SUMMER IS HERE

2008-04-21T20:15:00.000-04:00

WANT.

2008-04-18T13:23:00.003-04:00

I'm a girl obsessed and hitting all the antique stores in the city. My quest? The 1936 Remington Rand Model 1. Let me know if ya'll have an extra one at home! I know these vintage typewriters tend to pile up around the homestead if you're not vigilant, plus it's spring cleaning time!!!

Also, the TTC strike is gonna fuck me over to the point where I might have to ride a bike to work. A BIKE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!

Another Reason Why I'm Better Than You

2008-03-20T20:15:00.000-04:00

So I Was Walking Home From Work...

2008-03-18T21:20:00.005-04:00

On the way home from work I hear a couple of guys talking while they walk past me. Guy one says something about phone sex. The second guy says "It wasn't phone sex! He didn't know I was jerking off."

he, he, he

2008-03-11T22:58:00.000-04:00

Stuff White People Like

You.

2008-03-08T20:13:00.001-05:00

Swayze.

2008-03-05T19:14:00.003-05:00

Y'all?? FUUUUCK.

I'm so bummed and sad for Patrick Swayze.

When I was in grade six, I went to a sleepover. A gaggle of preteen girls sat down to watch Dirty Dancing and my first ever celeb crush was born. She's Like The Wind? Road House? To Wong Foo? Point Break? Hello, awesome.

I hope you beat this thing, Patrick, but if not I hope you aren't in too much pain.

I'll leave you all with his smoking hot hotness from his Chippendale SNL skit;

Patrick Swayze - Chippendale

2008-03-05T07:40:00.001-05:00

COULD IT STOP FU%KING SNOWING ALREADY!!!!

The Best Of Both worlds For The Small Town Gays

2008-02-15T22:22:00.000-05:00

Cheeses Christ

2008-02-05T22:34:00.000-05:00

The Tooth

2008-01-23T20:26:00.000-05:00

I assume everyone has seen the latest Tom Cruise Scientology thing? Go google it if you haven't as it's tres bizarre and full of teh crazy. I'd embed it, but the Scieno squad is killing links everywhere and I'm lazy.

Jerry O'Connell made a parody and he has The Tooth's overlaugh to a T.

Check out Funny Or Die while you're at it - it's run by Will Farrell. A sketch called "the Landlord" is so effing hilarious. I like anything with swearing babies, though.

Maybe one of these days I'll do a post without video? Wowsa. I think we'e only had vids for about 6 months now. And where the eff is Auntie???

What Top Not To Borrow

2007-12-21T19:49:00.000-05:00

Bea

2007-12-19T18:23:00.000-05:00

Hola splendidos! I've just woken up from a three day flu stupor and having survived death's door, I just felt like giving back to society. Here ya go!

Do I Ma Yo Harnee?

2007-12-13T19:37:00.000-05:00

Stay Away

2007-12-12T06:51:00.000-05:00

First off... I'M Tired.

Second stay out of the PATH today. A bunch of homless people are going to mass panhandle there today as a demonstration. It's all here.

Holiday Party

2007-12-10T22:43:00.000-05:00

So we had our company Christmas party tonight. We left work early and then went out to eat. The food was great then off to a Leafs game. The Leafs kicked Tampa Bay's ass. Which is nice because every Leafs game I've ever been too they lost. So it was somewhat entertaining (I would have preferred to skip the game and watch TV at home tho).
So work seems to be going well. My only complaint is listening to str8 guys make the odd gay jokes since there's no gays around to be offended, right? It's a stress. I guess I'm not as supergay as I thought I was. They don't say anything too bad or offencive. It just makes me uncomfortable so no big deal. I'm just dreading the "Fuck dude she's hot, eh?"

And THIS is you!

New Job

2007-12-07T21:43:00.001-05:00

The guys at my new job thought i was 28 :)

Waking up is hard

2007-12-05T06:59:00.000-05:00

day three. yesterday i had to learn a lot. it's gonna get tough now.

Day 2

2007-12-04T07:09:00.001-05:00

I woke up on time again so I'll still have a job. Yaaay!

The more you know...

2007-12-03T21:44:00.001-05:00

WORD.

my new job starts today

2007-12-03T07:51:00.001-05:00

Ok so i woke up on time. now i have to do a good job today.
....UPDATE....
first day went well. lots of stuff to learn but it's not too stressful. i did get two calls to set up interviews for other jobs at really good companies i didn't even apply for starting in january. isn't that always the way?
i think i'll stick where i am. looks like it'll be long hours but good cash.

THISTLE GONE WILD!!!

2007-11-29T14:38:00.000-05:00

FUC*ING MY PUSSY

2007-11-27T02:15:00.001-05:00

FUC*ING

MY PUSSY

Counting.

2007-11-23T12:32:00.000-05:00

I love the person who did this. Who knew the Count was so into teh sexing?

The Count was my fave on Sesame. Also, the guy who played piano and smashed his head cause he was too stoned to get the words right.

Someone Copied My ATM card

2007-11-20T23:25:00.000-05:00

Someone copied My ATM card and took out $2000.00 bucks. I have reported it and will freak out if I don't get my money back.

VIOLENCE OF THE LAMBS

2007-11-20T00:59:00.000-05:00

(Yes, it is a real movie)

My New Hero...

2007-11-08T13:19:00.000-05:00

Oh Gladys...

My costume from Saturday

2007-10-27T17:46:00.000-04:00

AN EVIL CLOWN!!!

AND...

OMG.... I CAN'T BELIEVE BUTCHIE DIDN'T FIND THIS LINK FIRST.
(don't open this link at work)

Not Long Now...

2007-10-24T01:05:00.000-04:00

Happy Halloween

Shapoopey.

2007-10-18T12:49:00.000-04:00

Butchie has a new job!

Now, DANCE.

Kelly!!!

2007-10-07T04:08:00.000-04:00

F*CK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SAND PAPERY, BETCH.

And a new song just for Mme. Rouge...

TUNEAGE

2007-10-05T11:20:00.000-04:00

ELECTRO/TRIBAL/HOUSE/PROGRESSIVE 1
ELECTRO/TRIBAL/HOUSE/PROGRESSIVE 2
ELECTRO/TRIBAL/HOUSE/PROGRESSIVE 3
ELECTRO/TRIBAL/HOUSE/PROGRESSIVE 4

Five hours just for you Jason.

New T-Shirt For...

2007-10-03T17:24:00.000-04:00

New t-shirt for Miss Thistle, Mitzzee or maybe for Butchie?

It's Your Mom

2007-10-02T01:00:00.000-04:00

The more you know....

2007-09-25T00:33:00.000-04:00

This is called a "Tramp Stamp".

Love It!

2007-09-19T16:36:00.000-04:00

So...

2007-09-19T14:24:00.000-04:00

Yes, I'm alive. I've been watching Big Brother all summer. And, yay, Dick won! All the haters can suck it. Also, my possible new obsession starts tonight; Gossip Girl. You should watch too.

Here's you;

So, how've you been? Tell me stories!

Going To My Parent's On thursday

2007-09-10T22:04:00.000-04:00

I'm going to my hometown for a visit this Thursday. The town is a bit of a nightmare. I don't know why I don't like it since it has all these great things going for it...

There's the famous Cape Breton Hospitality...

Great night life...

Lots of classy chicks...

*these are actual videos from my hometown. no shit.

GET IT!!!

2007-09-05T23:07:00.001-04:00

More Kelly for Miss Thistle

Planet Unicorn Heyyyyy!

2007-08-30T18:47:00.000-04:00

Alexyss K. Tylor Warning to Gay Boys

2007-08-25T13:42:00.000-04:00

ebay

2007-08-19T19:48:00.000-04:00

I think Gay.com should bid on this.

Text Msg Break Up

2007-07-30T10:04:00.000-04:00

Remember Kelly? I love that Shoes song. She's got more...here's Text Message Breakup, betch.

Zombie.

2007-07-03T13:42:00.000-04:00

Ok. So I type LOL quit a bit and mostly, I'm lying. I'm just laughing on the inside. Sorry about that.

This made me seriously laugh out loud like a loser. Repeatedly and tearfully.

OK So Maybe I Like Erasure

2007-06-20T02:45:00.000-04:00

I had a great time at TRUE COLORS!!! I loved Erasure. I have not always been the biggest fan but they were great. Soooooooo much fun. I'm a huge fan now. And The Gossip...... ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!! So good. My new favorite band....by far. See 'em here. Cindi was great too.

Happy Pride Week!

What Do You Do To A Monster?

2007-06-18T18:30:00.000-04:00

It's Here!

2007-06-17T23:52:00.000-04:00

Pride Week has offically started in Toronto. Lots of tourists, lots of noise and lots of booze. My friend is comming from Buenos Aires for the weekend. It should be fun 'cept for the lineups. There's a couple of things I want to see on the weekend. like JEFFREE STAR, Cazwell, The Clicks, Kids On TV, Lady Bunny and Scream Club. Lots of my friends are going to Candy Bar on Sunday night but I would rather be drinking in a beer garden.

And on Tuesday I'll be at True Colours.

OMG look who's playing on Saturday at 9:00 on the Polar Ice Central Stage.

Hey, Hey, You, You!

2007-06-10T09:29:00.000-04:00

I might have pulled a Avril last night.

I'm dirty.

Duggar

2007-06-10T00:45:00.000-04:00

Have you seen the shows with this family? Crazy christians having their 17th kid. I think Jesus told them to keep having babies or something. They've had a couple shows on tv already that are quite frightening.

Jason's bbq was much fun this weekend. His roommate made the best fried chicken IN THE WORLD. Marinated in buttermilk for two days, then fried in lard. It was like heaven. There was also lots of pies - I think I saw Jason sneak one to his room to eat in his bed later.

Funsies!!!

Things To Do With Condoms

2007-06-06T14:47:00.000-04:00

Lets say you you have a bunch of condoms and you look like Timmy or you're fat like Jason or you have red hair like Mme. Rouge and Miss Thistle. What do you do with 'em.

Fierce.

2007-06-05T14:05:00.001-04:00

DO YOU WATCH IT?

2007-06-04T20:01:00.000-04:00

I don't know if you watch THE SOUP but if you don't you should.
SOOOOOOO FUNNY.

Here's a couple of samples

PS Why is Jason having a secret BBQ?

This Will Be Me Today

2007-06-02T06:47:00.000-04:00

It's Saturday and I got up at 5am and couldn't get back to sleep. Ahhhhh!
I'm tired and I have two baseball games today. Be happy that you are sleeping right now .

If I was a Genie...

2007-05-25T10:06:00.001-04:00

You wish has been granted. Now you have two left, wudda want?
Oh, OK. No problem.

Ok one more. But that'll be three.
So what will it be?

Guess What

2007-05-24T07:49:00.000-04:00

Yes, that's right.
Just Like The guy in the picture above says...

I'M BORED!

I started looking for a job daily. I hope it doesn't take long 'cause I'm going a little crazy now. I get up early every day then have a nap in the afternoon. It's not much fun anymore. Besides it's getting hot outside which means they crank the AC in the hallway and it get burrrrrrr chilly cold in my apartment.
Who can nap when it's chilly?
Not me, I say, NOT ME!!!!

If you have a job for me please give it to me because I HATE writing cover letters!

You.

2007-05-16T13:25:00.000-04:00

He, he, He

2007-05-13T03:01:00.000-04:00

Hey Bitches...
I caught 2 pop flys at baseball today. I'm right good at sports so suck it!

Happy Birthday, Auntie!!!!

2007-05-08T09:38:00.000-04:00

Special Day

2007-05-04T11:39:00.000-04:00

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to retarded friends... just as I've done.
You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.

Comics.

2007-05-01T14:55:00.000-04:00

I'm alive!

So, I'm about to admit a secret I've had for 20 years. I read the For Better Or For Worse comic strip every damn day. And today I have to post and vent.

You're really going with the Liz and Anthony storyline, Lynn Johnston??? He's divorced, whiny, has a gross moustache, and is generally creepy. Liz had her choice of a hot pilot, for godsakes. Blech.

It's certainly no Calvin and Hobbes, but I'll keep reading, I'm sure. It DID have the First Ever Gay Comic Strip Character™

Motivational Poster + Cat Macros = Funnies.

Hot.

2007-04-10T09:27:00.000-04:00

The Placebo concert last night was sooooo good.

My favourite part was when some spiky-mohawked asshole pushed through the crowd to french his girlfriend when "Every Me, Every You" came on, then one guy who was pushed reached up and knocked over one of his hair spikes with one finger.

Both bassist and singer were cuteness.

This is my new themesong. I have to get it on a ringtone or something.

I went to Cleveland over Easter. Hopefully I'll have some Rock and Roll Hall of Fame pics for ya soon. Cleveland is....um...interesting.

HAPPY EASTER

2007-04-09T00:33:00.000-04:00

Yes I know I haven't posted forever but I'm no longer being paid to post so...

SHUT YOU SKANK HOLE!

I haven't done much of anything outside of shopping and sleeping in. I don't sleep in every day though I have gone to some "find yourself a job" classes that are absolutely retarded but I'm not paying for them (my old job is). I'm considering going to Florida next week to visit my mum and dad. Hey it's a free place to sty ans the sun is shining. We'll see. Maybe I'll look for a job after that?

Oh and Miss Thistle I always knew Alanis was funny...

Humps.

2007-04-03T08:47:00.000-04:00

Gold.

ZOMG!

2007-03-27T16:49:00.000-04:00

Otters holding hands!! I think they're lovahs.

Earworm.

2007-03-19T14:44:00.000-04:00

Although it's probably the Greatest Commercial Ever, this ad's been stuck in my head for three days and it's starting to make me crazy.

So here comes Daaaaaaan.

Who'd Ya Do

2007-03-16T10:32:00.000-04:00

Sorry, guys. I've been a terrible blogger this week. I've got a crazy couple of weeks at work, then I'll be back! (Unlike you other mean quitters.)

Cartoon Characters this week...

Rainer Wolfcastle (The Simpsons)

Lion-O (Thundercats)

Archie (The Archies)

Hercules (The Mighty Hercules - looooved this cartoon)

Now pick one!

Make your own poll

Ow.

2007-03-12T13:21:00.000-04:00

My brain hurts still.

Thanks to everyone who came out for T's birthday on Sattie! He had lots of fun. As did I!

Apologies to anyone if I did anything stupid while drunk - hopefully I didn't spill drinks on you, or owe anyone money? Who the hell knows...such a klassy girl.

Here's You

2007-03-09T21:37:00.000-05:00

Newfoundland Quarters

2007-03-09T11:56:00.003-05:00

Hang on to any of the new 2007 Newfoundland Quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The Canadian Mint announced today that it is recalling all of the Newfoundland quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each province.

This action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines , pay phones, or any other coin operated device. The problem lies in the unique design of the quarter, which was designed by a team of genuine Newfoundlanders.

Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the machines.

For All The Ladies

2007-03-08T12:13:00.000-05:00

Happy International Women's Day 2007! Take some time for yourself. That ironing can wait. You can put off doing the dishes (I know you can I've seen you do it). The floor doesn't need waxing today, it can wait until tomorrow. You don't need to do the laundry right now...but make sure you do it before bed because I have no clean socks. Oh and the little general and I have a surprise for you at bed time to celebrate Chick Day so make sure you have something sexy on. Oh and could you get me a beer while you're up?

M.I.A.

2007-03-06T12:55:00.000-05:00

I feel like I haven't posted in ages. I've actually been cheating on Blogger lately with Facebook. It's like crack.

I also may have been rendered unconscious earlier in the week when I realized this movie was number one at the box office. What is wrong with people? A buddy movie with Travolta, Tim Allen, and Martin Lawrence? You people make me sick. And William H. Macy - you're on notice, mister.

(No) Love In An Elevator

2007-03-05T11:36:00.000-05:00

I could feel the hate on the elevator at work this morning. There I was alone in the elevator with a DHL delivery guy and a FedEx guy. Glad I got outta there before the smackdown!

Who'd Ya Do (Britney)

2007-03-02T12:05:00.000-05:00

Oh she has many faces...

Good Girl Britney

A fresh faced good girl who's just a little naughty.

Full On Whore Britney.

(I'm a slaaaave. Get it, get it. Gett it, get it)

Britney as a mom.

Is she your MILF?

Party Girl Britney.

Hey y'all Paris is teachin' me howta act all slutty in real life. Like in one of my music videos without the lip synching.

CRAZY BRITNEY

Breakdown mode....crazy, crazy, crazy. That's one ka-razE bitch.

CLICK HERE TO VOTE: Who'd Ya Do (Britney)

Secret Shame

2007-03-01T12:31:00.000-05:00

I love this show. The first thing I do on Saturday morning is watch the episode from the night before.

Shhhhhhhh!

OMG Good Lord!!!

2007-02-28T19:52:00.000-05:00

I found this over on Paula's Blog Ghetto Economics.

Mmmmmmm Yumsytown

2007-02-28T12:04:00.000-05:00

Have you ever had a Halifax Donair? Jason has had one. He'll freak when he sees how much sugar is in the sauce and blame all his fat on eating just one of 'em.

They are so yummy and great after a night of drinking (believe me i know) but you can't buy 'em here in Toronto. The only place I've seen them outside of the Maritimes is Vancouver in one shop called Halifax Donair or something like that. Every time I find some place that sells "Donairs" they only have tzatzikí sauce and I hate tzatzikí.

So I made my own last night and it was yummy.

Here's the recipe so you can try it out yourself. (Sorry Miss Thistle there's no deep frying involved in this recipe but you can get them deep fried).

Halifax Donair

INGREDIENTS
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 pound ground beef

1 (12 fluid ounce) can evaporated milk
3/4 cup white sugar
2 teaspoons garlic powder
4 teaspoons white vinegar, or as needed

DIRECTIONS
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a cup or small bowl, mix together the salt, oregano, flour, black pepper, Italian seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, and cayenne pepper.
Place the ground beef in a large bowl, and use your hands to blend in the spice mixture. If you want the smooth texture of meat that you see in a real donair shop, you must do this in a steel mixing bowl and on a sturdy surface. Pick up the meat, and throw it down with force about 20 times, kneading it after each throw. This also helps the meat hold together better when you slice it.
Form the meat into a loaf, and place it on a broiler pan. If you do not have one, a baking sheet will do.
Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes in the preheated oven, turning the loaf over about half way through. This will ensure even cooking. This cuts better if you chill the meat overnight before slicing.
To make the donair sauce, mix together the evaporated milk, sugar and garlic powder in a medium bowl. Gradually whisk in the white vinegar, adding 1 teaspoon at a time, until thickened to your desired consistency.

Bitter Coffee

2007-02-27T13:03:00.000-05:00

Hopefully this will not me me in a couple of months.

I've gotta finish my resume and start applying for jobs or it will be.

Who'd Ya Do

2007-02-23T11:59:00.000-05:00

As an homage to Britney (get well soon!), this week is Hotties Who Have (Or Have Had) Shaved Heads.

Hottie Sex and the City guy, Jason Lewis:

Hottie new single guy, Ryan Phillipe:

Hottie "Snatch"-er, Jason Statham:

Hottie Prison guy, Wentworth Miller:

As an aside, I love Internet Crazy. Check out the forum at the Church of Wentworth Miller.

Who'd Ya Do?

Le Willi Waller

2007-02-22T16:11:00.000-05:00

Get your dose of Willi Waller 2006 here!

I posted this to stress out Jason and Mme. Rouge.

Secret Shame

2007-02-22T12:08:00.000-05:00

I went to see Milli Vanilli in concert. Shhhhh!

Sexy Thistle... Very Sexy

2007-02-21T11:14:00.000-05:00

The shoes are by far the best I've ever seen.