Thursday, February 16, 2006

BROKEBAG Grocery Lists

Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1963, Brokeback Mountain







WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
fresh fava beans
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Fresh fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco

3 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I think they would have gotten twinkies too. I don't know why, I just have a hunch.

February 17, 2006 6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Psst. Your judgemental aunt is a Week-Three 'mo.

February 21, 2006 9:19 AM  
Blogger The Persian said...

omg that was hysterical!!

February 21, 2006 1:43 PM  

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