DRUNK!
I offered up this weekend to St. Patrick.Friday I said "poch ma hone" a lot and drank, drank, drank.
Went to a house party Saturday in the beaches where there was a pretty bartender chick that made me lots of fancy martinis. I drank many, so many that I poked some old fat guy in the belly and said "nobody likes a fat girl", his wife wasn't impressed. But I was and that's what's important, right?
I decided it was time to leave at 2:30 and thought I would just grab a cab outside. I did find an available cab but empty cabs are not easily found on Lakeshore Blvd. in the early morning hours so it took 20 min in the freezing cold. I now have frost bite on my left ear. Yeah, I love leaving the downtown core.
It's officially spring today or tomorrow so winter can officially Fack Off!
posted by your judgemental aunt at 2:28 PM
8 Comments:
The cab delay was your punishment for the fat girl comment.
Wait a minute...It's cold in Canadia?
AG - Punishment? I was only trying to help :(
Buchie - Don't know if it's cold in Canadia but it gets pretty chilly in Canada
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I thought Canadia was a suburb of Minnesota?
It was punishment for being mean.
I recovered all day Saturday. :(
Buchie - could be. I've never been to Minnesota. That's close to Hollywood and Mexice City right?
Jimmy - I recovered satty as well. Pretty hung over for a couple of hours.
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