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A drunk Auntie goes up to a friend from behind and whispers in his ear "It smells like whore around here". Auntie received no response. So Auntie waits about 30 seconds and goes in again and says "Oh it's you. You smell like a fuckin' whore". The friend turns around. It wasn't the friend! Stupid Auntie! Stupid, Stupid, Stupid Auntie! Auntie apologizes profusely. Tries to find the friend but can't find him quickly enough so Auntie leaves and goes home to write about it on her blog. At least she got a free popsicle before she left.

P.S. Auntie also saw Rick Mercer (aka Auntie's secret crush) with a gaggle of 19 and 20 year olds. In his defense he didn't seem too happy about the company he had. He's funny, cute and from the maritimes so I forgive him. Anyway, I told my Candy to say something funny to him. Candy said "what do you want me to say". I said say something funny and Rick Mercery then Candy looked at me all funny. About 10 min later Candy says "That's Rick Mercer". I said yeah remember what I told you that and Candy said "I didn't know it was him. I thought it was some Jewish guy". BTW Rick was drinking the water. What kind of Newf drinks water...Oh wait I know. A successful one.

The show was great tonight though. Click here to see the the past ones. I dunno when they will post tonight's show.