CANADA CUP
Another busy weekend. My softball team (that includes Jason and Salem) participated in the Canada Cup this weekend. There was quite a big turn out this year. Toronto teams, some from Chicago, Minneapolis (aka the Stepford team), San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Montreal and god knows where else. The nights were late and the mornings were early. By the time Monday rolled around I was spent. Friday night consisted of meet and greet. I was grouchy and tired. I had five beer and went home at about 11:00.
Saturday started off at 8:00am was I was playing third. Too bad I don’t really know the rules about playing third but I assumed they’re pretty much the same as second (my usual position). Toward the end of the game a teammate got a ball in the face and I took him to the hospital where he got 4 stitches and I watched Portugal beat England in the world cup. By the time we made it back to the field all our games were finished for the day.
Later on Saturday night my team hosted all the D division teams at a local bar for Canada Day where everyone got drunk and had fun. I consumed lots of drinks and was introduced to a new one. Can’t remember what it’s called but it is 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of tequila and Red Bull. Those will knock you on your ass. Looked like everyone had fun. I got drunk and smashed up my shins…yes I’m a stupid and I was drunk.
Sunday started even earlier glad I went home at around 12:00 the night before. Up at 6:00am and on the field by 7:00 (this is way too early for me). We lost our first game. Won the second one against the team that placed first the day before (yeah, I don’t get it either) and lost the third. I think I played pretty well in the heat alert weather. It was so humid you could see it in the air (it was like hot fog). Blaaachh!
Went home got a shower then went out to get a haircut since I looked like a hippie all weekend. Went back home and tried to nap without much success. Off again at 6:30 to the awards banquet (aka drinking and finger foods). Drank lots. Went to a bar and drank some more, went to another bar and drank more, went to the last bar and stopped drinking at abt 2:00. I was so tired and couldn’t wait to get to bed (alone you perverts).
Had a practice last night for the two games we have on Satty. Now time to do nothing for two days but watch Canada’s Next Top Model (Cici rules) and Canadian Idol (love the Nancy Silverman) tonight and Big Brother tomorrow. Then it is the weekend again.
I’m too old for this.
Oh yeah, I did see Cinci but only from across a crowed patio. Didn’t pursue it (too tired).
posted by your judgemental aunt at 2:47 PM
15 Comments:
Adjust the times a little bit, remove the reality shows and the hospital, and there's my version.
haha @ Salem!
I play 3rd base.
Why alone, and your the pervert!
Then you should have been here.
Salem - You avoided Cinci too? I was very careful not to tell Eric Cinci was there or he'd have me snogging him.
Everybody gets to third base with Tim.
Indy - I'm back to gorgeous now.
Yes. Avoided Cinci twice last summer and again this week.
I know, you asked me not to tell him.
even if you had the sex you wouldn't tell us
Every time YJA types and posts "3rd base", AG laughs a little and a virgin boy gets his wings...
I hope it's not hot and gross this Saturday.
Jason, is that anyway to speak your thoughts about meeting YJA's boyfriend?
YJA's boyfreind is a total snuffalufagus to Jason. He keeps missing the sightings.
YJA has none. He's been closed for many years
AG,
It's actually quite funny at the games. With absolutely no sense of irony, you keep hearing 'Nice Poke', 'Way to find the hole' etc.
Butchie loves posting comment on YJA'S blog.
Butchie reads the comments and laughs again. Butchie loves the comments from AG. Butchie approves of the comments and thinks of newer ways to address wife....I mean Butchiegirl!
Meh.
AG hearts Butchie back!
Salem, that is classic!
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