Friday, July 21, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your Judgemental Aunt and Miss Thistle

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your Judgemental Aunt !

  1. Peanuts and Your Judgemental Aunt are beans!
  2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Your Judgemental Aunt !
  3. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Your Judgemental Aunt !
  4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Your Judgemental Aunt !
  5. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Your Judgemental Aunt , and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  6. More people are killed by Your Judgemental Aunt each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  7. Your Judgemental Aunt can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  8. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Your Judgemental Aunt !
  9. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Your Judgemental Aunt .
  10. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Your Judgemental Aunt !
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Miss Thistle!

  1. Without Miss Thistle, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  2. When provoked, Miss Thistle will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  3. A lump of Miss Thistle the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  4. Miss Thistle is the world's largest rodent!
  5. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Miss Thistle!
  6. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Miss Thistle would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Miss Thistle!
  8. Until the 1960s, Miss Thistle was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  9. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Miss Thistle had to pay a special Miss Thistle tax.
  10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Miss Thistle on New Year's Day.
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7 Comments:

Blogger Miss Thistle said...

It was really hard for me fucking all those apple trees.

July 21, 2006 5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It caught me off guard at first, but I like your post.

July 21, 2006 8:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

# Salem invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
# It's bad luck to whistle near Salem!

July 22, 2006 7:46 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

You guys did strange stuff.

July 24, 2006 11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i share NO dna with yja. zero.

July 24, 2006 2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great site lots of usefull infomation here.
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August 12, 2006 4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting website with a lot of resources and detailed explanations.
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August 17, 2006 8:22 PM  

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