ABOUT LAST NIGHT

Salem's last minute lordy lordy look who's 40 birthday party was fun. I cannot confirm or deny that I showed up a little tipsy. I met Salem's brother and wife along with some crazy chick who tried to break my fancy sunglasses and then tried to kiss me. Poor thing did not heed Salem's warnings and did her best to use her wit on me but failed miserably. I taught this lady an important lesson... you can't fuck the fucker. If you want a table of strangers to laugh at you just try picking on me.

I met Shora for the first time. All she could talk about was Miss Thistle. Whatever, I'm so telling Thistle that Shora called her a worthless whore. Shora was also having secret conversations with Crucible who by the way deleted his blog. I know, owning a boat at your cottage is hard. Shora was so mean to me. I tear up just thinking about her masochistic treatment of me.

Jason was there only kind of stressed out. I guess he's learning to relax in his old age.

I was tired this morning...feel bad for me. It's hard.