Monday, November 13, 2006

Posh.

Us Chubby Betties need to get in shape before the holiday snacks hit our sight. What to do? Well, Victoria Beckham's stay-skinny secrets are out!

Miss Vicky's still a little chunky for me. I'm holding out for Allegra Versace's fun diet tips.


Oh. Silly me. Look what I've gone and done here. Wrong Beckham. Who would want to look at that disgusting David with no shirt on? Not Me. No, sir.


EDIT: Ooooh! Had to add one of this week's Page Six Blind Items! And it's one I can finally guess! SO Nicole Richie...

WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

understandable mistake. it could happen to anyone.

November 13, 2006 12:59 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

Posh's first attack on Scientology!

November 13, 2006 1:18 PM  
Blogger Timmy said...

nice!

November 13, 2006 1:55 PM  
Blogger car@ said...

HE IS SOOO HOT! but i sooo would do you first....lol! :-)

November 13, 2006 2:15 PM  
Blogger S said...

Victoria's diet secret uses only two fingers.

What a surprise!

November 13, 2006 2:53 PM  

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