Friday, December 22, 2006

What Are You Celebrating?

I was at the dentist today and the hygienist asked "Are you going home for Christmas?" to which I responded "no". She then asked "Are your celebrating Christmas?" and once again I responded "no". Finally she asked "What are you celebrating?" and I said "nothing". There was lots of uncomfortable silence after that. I think she was a little freaked out because when I was leaving the office she went to say Happy Holidays but changed it to an uncomfortable "Have a nice day".

12 Comments:

Blogger Timmy said...

YJA -- you make the PERFECT Grinch. Props to you!

December 22, 2006 10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 days off. Celebrate that.

December 22, 2006 11:11 AM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

I have next week off too. so it's actually 10 days

December 22, 2006 11:17 AM  
Blogger Miss Thistle said...

You're Grouchy Betty.

December 22, 2006 12:24 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

I'm not grouchy. I just answered her questions. I didn't hisss at her or say bahh humbug. HSe can wish me Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays.

December 22, 2006 12:29 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

You are a Jehovah's witness.

December 22, 2006 12:54 PM  
Blogger Butchie said...

Merry Christmas, YJA! I hope your holiday season is filled with love & warmth!

December 22, 2006 2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YJA: I'm with you all the way on the anti- Christmas thing. Just because you don't celebrate it does not mean you're a grinch.

P.S. When they ask why I don't celebrate - I tell them I'm pagan.

December 22, 2006 3:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are such a grinch! I want to put a baby in your arms and see your reaction.

See you at new years?

Candy & Cashew

December 24, 2006 6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't celebrate Christmas, either.

December 24, 2006 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YJA is going to rot in hell for this one for sure.

Jack, why then did you send me such a naughty gift all wrapped in green and red? You are confusing me.

December 26, 2006 7:51 PM  
Blogger Toad734 said...

Not even the Solstice?? New Years?

December 27, 2006 3:28 PM  

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