Don't Let Jason Use Your Phone!

Why not lend Jason your phone you ask?
I sent this to email to Jason...
Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 12:05 PM
Subject: my phone
Did I leave my phone at your house? It’s blue
I can’t find it anywhere!

He replied...
Sent: Monday, January 16, 2006 3:31 PM
Subject: Re: my phone
I'll have a look.

Marsha sends Jason an email the next day.
01/17/2006 09:54 AM
Subject YOUR CELL PHONE!
JASON!
i have your cell phone hostage..... i found it in my purse and vagly remember you leaving it on the bar and we decided to throw it in there (my purse somehow fits everything and i think i have found stuff from ten years ago...hahaa)
i can't call you ... so how do you want to get it?
love, love, love.....
marsh

Jason Replies and CC's me...
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 9:55 AM
Subject: Re: YOUR CELL PHONE!
I don't have a cell phone. That is for sure Blair's! He emailed me to tell me he lost it. I'll cc him on this email.

Marsha replies...
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 9:57 AM
Subject: Re: YOUR CELL PHONE!
whose stinking cell phone do i have?
i know that Jason threw it on the bar... and some stranger gave it to me asking if it were mine....
now that i think of it ... it does look like yours Blair! hahaaa...........

Marsha again...
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 3:34 PM
Subject: RE: YOUR CELL PHONE!
i totally thought it was jason's phone and that he just threw it away....

Jason's Reply...
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 3:39 PM
Subject: RE: YOUR CELL PHONE!
I never touched it!!!! I used Marsha's to call my house and that's it. Did Marsha describe it to you so you can tell if it's yours or not?

Phones are evil.

My Reply...
Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 3:48 PM
Subject: RE: YOUR CELL PHONE!

U used mine. I remember giving it to you and telling you it sucks.
LIAR!


Ummm...I can't believe he threw it on the bar. Don't let Jason use your cellphone!