BASEBALL PRACTICE TODAY

It's cold and damp today and most likely it will rain. Sounds like a great time for my first baseball practice of the year. Ya think? Well I have no choice, practice is today at 6:00pm.

I'm sooooooo out of shape I'll prolly have a heart attack on the field. I was supposed to get in shape but I didn't and now I'll pay for that. I didn't absolutely suck last year so I suspect I'll do OK this year.

I really only play for two reasons 1/ Gets me outside all summer 2/ The drinking. I usually end up with a great tan and a tired liver by the time September rolls around. I'm on a great team too. Lots of fun and we do pretty well too!

Jimmy has joined softball this year and he'll be playing on my and Salem's team. He's going to be the pitcher. He doesn't know how to pitch (he's a catcher if you know what I mean) but he'll have to learn. Ask him if he stressed out ;)

Let the drinking begin!