Unsexiest? Really?
Some newspaper decided to make a list of the "World's Unsexiest Men." Topping the list? This guy;
Frankly, I wouldn't even put Gilbert Gottfried at the top of "Unsexiest Comedian." That's Carrot Top, natch. The 'Top, incidentally, also has a disturbing scrotum shot floating around these here interwebs that I couldn't bring myself to look for as I value my recently-consumed lunch.
Anyways, besides forever ruining the self-esteem of poor Gilbert, the timing of this list has also ruined my plans for this Friday's Who'd Ya Do of 3 not-so-hunky comedians. It was gonna be Carrot Top, Sinbad, and (potentially) Gallagher. And now it's ruined. Ruined!
Frankly, I wouldn't even put Gilbert Gottfried at the top of "Unsexiest Comedian." That's Carrot Top, natch. The 'Top, incidentally, also has a disturbing scrotum shot floating around these here interwebs that I couldn't bring myself to look for as I value my recently-consumed lunch.
Anyways, besides forever ruining the self-esteem of poor Gilbert, the timing of this list has also ruined my plans for this Friday's Who'd Ya Do of 3 not-so-hunky comedians. It was gonna be Carrot Top, Sinbad, and (potentially) Gallagher. And now it's ruined. Ruined!
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I am dumbounded by the fame of Carrot Top. WTF?
Um, may I suggest a hunky comedian post? My suggestion? Dane Cook.
Apparently Carrot Top is in great shape though. Also heard that he's gay.
Dane Cook IS yumsie!
he drives me insane. but he's funny.
scary
Gilbert Gottfried is pretty unsexy.
What about Sandra Shamus...she's negative hot.
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