Canadian Safety Warning

An American Psychiatrist interviewed Pablo on what he looks for in a potential victim:

01) Pablo looks for Canadians on their cell phones, searching through their purse/wallet or doing other activities while walking because he says Canadians off guard and can be easily overpowered.

02) Pablo is most likely to attack in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m.

03) The number one place Pablo will attack a Canadian is under a maple tree. Number two is Public restrooms. Number three is anywhere in Mexico.

04) The thing about Pablo is that he is looking to grab a Canadian and quickly move him/her to another location where he doesn't have to worry about getting caught.

05) Only 2% of Canadians said they carried weapons to protect themselves against Pablo.

06) If a Canadian puts up any kind of a fight at all, Pablo gets discouraged. It only takes a minute or two for Pablo to realize that going after some Canadians isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming. (Pablo is lazy)

07) Pablo said he would not attack Canadians who don’t say “Eh”.

08) Several defense mechanisms Pablo told us about are:
If Pablo is following behind you on a street, in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look him in the face and ask him a question about a famous Canadian, like “Don’t you miss Anne Murray?”, or make general small talk: "I can't believe how good the maple syrup is this year!". Now you’ve seen Pablo’s face and could identify him in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.

09) Always carry Taco kits with you. Pablo cannot resist Tacos. Better yet stop by the 7-11 and get some Taquitos.
If Pablo begins to attack yell “I have Taquitos” then toss it away from you....chances are Pablo is more interested in
the Mexican food more than you, and he will go for the food. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

Pablo seems like well educated man, who ALWAYS plays on the sympathies of unsuspecting Canadians. He started killing Canadians early in life by luring them into alleys with Chiclets.

Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard a Mariachi Band on her porch the night before last, and she called the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) because it was late and she thought it was weird. The RCMP officer told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." The Canadian lady then said that it sounded like the Mariachi Band had already seemed to be moving away and she was afraid she may not get to enjoy the show. The RCMP officer said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think Pablo has a Mariachi Band recorded and uses it to coax Canadians out of their homes/hotels thinking that it is harmless entertainment. The RCMP officer said they have not verified it is Pablo, but have had several calls by Canadians saying that they hear a Mariachi Band outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on to other Canadians and DO NOT open the door for a Mariachi Band.

Please forward this to all the Canadians you know. It may save a life.