Halloween Saturday!

So Miss Thistle showed up dressed like a whore. Yes, that's right she didn't get dressed up. Only Salem and I were in costume. I don't get it. I love Halloween and I get dressed up every year. Oh well, their loss. Salem was a pirate and I was the proctologist from hell.

I drank Bazooka Bulls and they do taste like bubble gum. mmmmmmm. I had an ice cream headache for the first hour or so at the bar and couldn't figure out why. I complained about it to everyone I was with. When I was outside smoking with a friend and I told him about it he asked how tight is the band around my head. I said it's pretty tight I guess so he told me to move it further up. Thirty seconds later the ice cream headache was gone. So I asked my friend how he knew that. He said "sisters". His sisters used to get headaches like that from tight ponytails.

Salem and Thistle both claim this is their new boyfriend..


Here's the one and only sighting of Ugly Betty.


We all got good and drunk. Salem disappeared after the first bar but the bulk of us stayed out for the extra hour (fall back) of drinking. Met lots of people and saw some great costumes. Tuesday should be great as they shut down the streets for a big ol' party. I'll be tired on Wednesday.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN