“Do I make you look fat?”
I'm too pretty to...
-do math
-listen
-die
-work retail
-cook
-go to jail
-be polite
-be smart
-be poor
-play with you
-get married
-ever get old
-worry about stuff
-be this nice
-play dodge ball
-be ignored
-go camping
-ride a bus
-be sincere
What? I’m too pretty to be taken seriously? Wait a minute... you think I’m pretty?
posted by your judgemental aunt at 11:30 AM
12 Comments:
Even Helen disagrees.
Never too pretty to do retail. You are just too pretty to do retail.
I've seen prettier.
I am not Helen. Dammit!
Did you make a new year resolution to lose a little weight?
Oh Butchie!!
I'm still laughing about what you did with my pj bottoms in the Indy hotel room.
Which pair? The poopy ones or the pee pee ones?
You are a pretty lady.
That's pretty damn pretty.
are you pretty enough to be an air hostess?
... be delusional?
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