Friday, February 16, 2007

FLAT BELLY


A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it"
"Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the pool boy gets on his knees and blows it right back up."

10 Comments:

Blogger madamerouge said...

that's H

February 16, 2007 1:04 PM  
Blogger Miss Thistle said...

She's a hoor.

February 16, 2007 1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

February 16, 2007 1:42 PM  
Blogger Timmy said...

YJA is the pool boy? I dont get it.

February 16, 2007 1:49 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

no tim. you're the big belly guy. HaHa!

YJA

February 16, 2007 1:57 PM  
Blogger Miss Thistle said...

It's funny 'cause every time I read "ha ha" anywhere I totally hear Nelson's voice.

February 16, 2007 2:46 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

I'd let my belly get bigger if a pool boy did it (not cakes).

February 16, 2007 3:39 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

cakes may make it bigger but it sounds like you could use a pie to flatten it. Maybe Mitz could helpyou out?

February 16, 2007 4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha!

February 17, 2007 9:25 PM  
Blogger Butchie said...

Jason is a pie eater. Did you find a job, yet? I hope you are not too depressed.

February 19, 2007 10:07 AM  

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