Another Reason Why I'm Better Than You

So I Was Walking Home From Work...

On the way home from work I hear a couple of guys talking while they walk past me. Guy one says something about phone sex. The second guy says "It wasn't phone sex! He didn't know I was jerking off."

he, he, he

Stuff White People Like

You.

Swayze.

Y'all?? FUUUUCK.

I'm so bummed and sad for Patrick Swayze.

When I was in grade six, I went to a sleepover. A gaggle of preteen girls sat down to watch Dirty Dancing and my first ever celeb crush was born. She's Like The Wind? Road House? To Wong Foo? Point Break? Hello, awesome.

I hope you beat this thing, Patrick, but if not I hope you aren't in too much pain.

I'll leave you all with his smoking hot hotness from his Chippendale SNL skit;

Patrick Swayze - Chippendale

COULD IT STOP FU%KING SNOWING ALREADY!!!!