THE DRUNKEN WHORE

That can be said of almost anyone who attended my Birthday Booze Fest. You know who you are...

I had me a fancy new outfit that I didn't purchase at Winners, a new haircut, and a bunch of alcoholics coming to meet me in bar. What else could I want? I guess about 35 people showed up by the time we hit 10:30 and it looked like everyone was having fun. I proceeded to get very drunk at that point and didn't really pay attention to who was and wasn't having fun anymore. I can only be a gracious host for so long. Oh and if you were on the patio...do you see that Wendy chick? Crazzzee!

I did forget to buy Hors De Voirs but I don't think anyone minded. I got lots of drinks purchased for me. So many that I had them all over the place and asked people to drink them for me. I did however do shots of Tequila when they were offered.

I have no idea what time we left the first bar to move to the second bar but all I know is that someone (you know who you are) made sure we wouldn't get in. She apologized profusely but it was still fun to rag on her about it.

Bar number three: A pub type of bar that was packed to the nuts. And that's were my memory stops. Supposedly after drinks at bar number three we went to a friend's house for more drinks and I really don't remember. I do have a vague recollection of walking into my condo's courtyard but that's it.

I woke up at 4:00pm Sunday afternoon with no hang over and my partial memory. I will put up a picture or two next week but as for the rest of this week I'll be on holiday.