Tuesday, May 02, 2006

What Should Auntie Wear?

As we all know, our dear Auntie is leaving for Jamaica soon. And Jamaica can be scary for Teh Gheys. So, I think Auntie needs a new don't-fuck-with-me shirt for her trip. What should Auntie wear?









Bears By Moonlight?










Motorcycle and Possibly-Rabid Wolf?












Flag and Eagle?

















Rainbow and Deformed Unicorn?







Auntie's New Shirt



Bear
Wolf
Eagle
Unicorn


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10 Comments:

Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

I'm more about this or maybe this but this for sure.

May 03, 2006 12:29 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

I know Butchie. I tried to get out of it but no luck. I'm taking a chick so it should be OK.

May 03, 2006 2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and stay away from montego bay, they surrounded our car there and tried to knife us and it was me and two italian mafias so....you have zero chance of survival.

May 03, 2006 2:44 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

Mitzzee would make a great travel agent.

May 03, 2006 2:47 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

my hotel is fancy so i should be safe. And the hotel I'm staying at has a waiting area at the airport. They meet you when you get off the flight and take you to their airport lounge where you wait for your transfer. It's no Jack Tar!

May 03, 2006 4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great. It'll be like you weren't even there.

May 03, 2006 9:43 PM  
Blogger The Stiltwalker said...

get some brite and pretty that says "I like ganja"

May 04, 2006 11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmao....you'll be fine i'm sure have fun!

May 04, 2006 12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know about any of those tees, but you better leave home your Strawberry Shortcakes panties and Rainbow Bright Tee. Also, don't braid your hair like Pippy Longstocking while down there.

P.S. Have fun and you suck for leaving us here!

May 04, 2006 5:55 PM  
Blogger DogGirl said...

That's a midwest unicorn with the mumps. It's a symptom of contracting the gays.

May 05, 2006 7:33 PM  

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