Art. Still Gross.

The "Britney Births A Baby" artist has something new for us; a bronze model of Suri Cruise's first poo.

Charming!

I hope we get a statement from The Tooth, as I'm sure scientologists think pooing is the work of the devil Xenu.

As an aside, I was trying to remember where I first came across the name "The Tooth" for Tom. I think it started on the now defunct Hissyfit forums, but can't find anything on the Internet Wayback. The closest I got was a pretty funny essay from 2001. Once The Tooth was pointed out to me, I swear it's all I see when he's on the screen.