BAHHHHHH HUMBUG!
I REALLY DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS.
I'm a Grinch
TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSED KID!
They're putting up the Christmas decorations in my office building today and the Cavelcaide of Lights started in Little Italy last night. And so the nightmare begins!!!
Did I mention I really don't like Christmas?
posted by your judgemental aunt at 3:30 PM
8 Comments:
We have someone who works here that's all upset that we have a "holiday" party instead of a "Christmas" party.
I say leave Jesus out of it and bring me more presents.
That's OK, Auntie. Christmas doesn't like you.
Tell us about the trauma that made you hate X-mas.
I want to skip the whole ordeal
The Santa Claus Parade is this weekend! See it broadcast on Canwest Networks.
Ho ho ho!
You want to join AG's Jewish clique? You can come to Florida with UC and UC Family and we eat latkes, get gelt from UC's daddy and he takes us out for sushi every night. On that damn 12/25 we go to the beach and then his daddy pays for a movie out in Miami.
Did AG mention his gay cousin will be there? Oh, he's not out of the closet, but AG thinks you boys could change all that? He's a mere 20 and a blonde...
I hate Christmas too.
Thistle - Tell him he can call it Christmas when he goes to church then say happy Kwanza.
Liquid - I don't think he's really dead I just like seeing children cry.
Rouge - Christmas isn't the only thing that doesn't like me.
Butch - No trama it's just annoying having people ask me to do xmas stuff with their family like I don't have one myself. That and everyone is "happy" and spending money non stop.
Salem - I am skipping it (like every year)
Stephen - no!
AG - I celebrate Christmas day like all the Jews in Toronto - I go to the movies.
Moon - It's soooo annoying
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