Lessons Learned In Indianapolis
Things I Learned This WeekendI’m really scared of guns.
Indianapolis is far.
Gay line dancing is funny as hell.
Jason doesn’t like me to help him read.
Timmy and Pablo are drama queens.
Timmy CANNOT hold his liquor.
Leslie really isn’t racist.
Pablo thinks I’m too nice and I should be meaner.
Butchie really likes people to know that he’s friends with Gay Canadians
They don’t have a lot of cabs.
They don’t have many Asians
They like to pack the streets to see lights get turned on.
I’m glad we can’t smoke in bars here.
IndyGirl never stops smiling
Jason may have a crush on someone
Salem might have a crush on someone
Pablo could have a crush on someone
They say "Christmas" not "holiday" at public functions.
You must make Buchie say $9.99? Girrrl you lost your mind!
There are tumbles weed in Indianapolis. I saw one.
Mme Rouge will find a "Black Eagle" in any city she goes to.
Who's gonna send me my Jacket that I left in Indy?
I ALMOST FORGOT. MME. ROUGE LOVES GIRLS! KISSIN UP ON 'EM AND SHIT! (Just ask Leslie)
posted by your judgemental aunt at 11:49 AM
15 Comments:
I am not a drama queen...LIAR!
Okay, it's true. I do think you should be meaner. It would have been fun.
I have a crush on indy.
I am going to send you your jacket, but that bar is only open on weekends.
you lost your jacket too? omg you and jason are such duds!
lol
i heard you made a LOT of friends there....
:)
Did you go to see Butchie or something this weekend?
Good list. I wish I would have taken a picture of you with your "neck-pillow" eating cheese popcorn and watching Buck Rodgers in the car.
Oh, I picked up 4 kernels from your seat before MR saw.
I love that you brought a neck pillow and DVD player. That's good planning.
I even found one in Madrid.
Pablo - Yes, non stop DRAMA! See I told you I'm not mean. Thanks, I'll send you my address.
Liquid - It was fun.
Mitz - I didn't loose it. It was left behind in a coat check. It's your fault anyway!
AG - Yes I saw Butchie, and all the outher Indy residents.
Jason - Neck pillows and Buck Rogers rock. I'm so buying one of thoes pillows.
Miss T. - It was Salem's pillow I basically laid claim to it. I watched your DVDs of The Office too.
Guess how many times people said to Jason "you're not fat"?
The giiirl you lost your mind sounds good - I'm picturing it in the skrimps voice.
YES!!!
It was one of the funniest things of the weekend.
except bring the voice up a little higher.
Yes, my voice sounds exactly like YJA's. But higher and more femmy.
sorry for being such a drunk ;-)
naturally
I'm still smiling.
It was the facelift.
I can't help it.
I'm still smiling.
It was the facelift.
I can't help it.
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