No. Words.
I tried. I really did.
I wasn't gonna comment on The Tooth and his Tru Luv's wedding.
And I would have made it if I hadn't seen this story about how he serenaded her at their reception with the song from Top Gun. Douche.
Nice bangs, Tommy.
posted by Miss Thistle at 7:26 PM
12 Comments:
Ack! I really wish Tom would come out of the closet and stop pretending he loves women.
Attention Miss Thistle,
This is your cease & desist order from the law firm representing The Tooth. The song performed by The Tooth was none other than "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" -- performed in an homage to the scene in the movie. It was not the love theme from Top Gun.
Because she's three feet taller than him.
Tom, just come out of the damn closet. No one is going to be mad...except for Katie.
I can just see the people covering their faces, hoping not to get caught laughing at the reception.
Rouge, would you believe I've NEVER seen Top Gun? I thought the Righteous Brothers' song was the "song" of the movie. For shame!
Not a very wedding-appropriate song anyways...
I agree with liquid.
those bangs are so emo, yuck!
In their "official photo" for the press, she was standing in a small hole to make him look taller.
Sad, but true.
LOL Steven - I totally noticed that!
he's so standing on a box and she's wearing flats in this picture.
Miss Thistle will be getting Mr. Thistle to sing "Highway To The Danger Zone" at their wedding
Headline below the fold on the front of the Toronto Star today:
"Did Cruise have growth spurt on the big day?"
Can the media and Miss T. stop posting about Tommy toothless. Seriously, the only thing AG wants to see about Tom and his freak show life is nothing. Nothing.
I'm just happy that he got fat.
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