Martyr.
Don't get me wrong, I love Madonna.
Although, after reading this excerpt from her upcoming Time magazine interview, I think she's starting to become a bit of a douche and needs to get off her friggin' cross already.
Look, I could have joined the U.N. and become an ambassador and visited various countries and just kind of showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that's not getting to the root of the problem. And by the way, neither is building orphan care centers and giving people food and medicine. But it's a start. I'm saving people's lives. I'm not interested in going in there like a dilettante and being an idiot and going 'Ok, I'm going to build 10 orphanages and I'll see you guys later!”
You got that? She's saving lives, people!
A weird, not-so-subtle 'fuck you' to Angelina, too, but I'll just sum that up as "jus' jellus."
Although, after reading this excerpt from her upcoming Time magazine interview, I think she's starting to become a bit of a douche and needs to get off her friggin' cross already.
Look, I could have joined the U.N. and become an ambassador and visited various countries and just kind of showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that's not getting to the root of the problem. And by the way, neither is building orphan care centers and giving people food and medicine. But it's a start. I'm saving people's lives. I'm not interested in going in there like a dilettante and being an idiot and going 'Ok, I'm going to build 10 orphanages and I'll see you guys later!”
You got that? She's saving lives, people!
A weird, not-so-subtle 'fuck you' to Angelina, too, but I'll just sum that up as "jus' jellus."
posted by Miss Thistle at 1:32 PM
9 Comments:
Ooooooh, Tim is going to get you!
Team Angelina!
I think she says the wrong stuff at the wrong time to get more press. I still think charity should start at home as opposed to over seas.
Auntie, I didn't even think your hands would allow you to type "charity"! Your heart grew three sizes today.
I'm poor I need charity
I have a few things to say:
First of all, you CAN NOT compare Angelina to Madonna. Angelina is a freak. She is nothing compared to Madonna.
Second, Madonna is saving lives.
Third, Miss T. you better watch it, I'll cut 'cha!
Now I'm scared of Timmy!
You have no idea how long I've been trying to change my pic to Angelina. I hate Blogger so much right now.
darn. I missed all the fun listening to "blah blah profits blah blah organic growth blah" instead of this.
I wanna save the world, too!
Now, where's that pointy, cone bra...?
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