Me! Me! Meme!

So, AG tagged me on this and, after slacking for a bit, I now present "Five Things About Me You May Not Already Know (and Have Never Before Revealed on This Blog." Yay!

1. I have never had any broken bones or cavities.

2. I absolutely cannot hear the song Puff The Magic Dragon without crying. No joke. I had to fast-forward a scene in Meet The Parents because of it. Little Jackie Paper is a Little Fucking Asshole.

3. I cannot whistle except by using my fingers. Is there a term for that specific type of whistling? Whatevs, I can't do this, but I can do this. I also can't snap my fingers because it hurts. Shut up.

4. Once, when I was little and we had a really big snowstorm, I convinced my younger sister to pretend she was a dog while we were playing in the backyard. I then told her to crawl around and pull me on the sled, then I hit her with a stick when I wanted to make her go faster. We played this game for hours. Good times.

5. I was a figure skater for over ten years. Highest jump landed was a double flip. I miss it still and keep meaning to get my skates from my parents' basement. I also played badminton in high school, but quit because of my temper (I used to throw my rackets against the wall). Good times.

And now I tag...Salem!