Sacre bleu!
I'm off to France today. Miss Thistle's wedding is in France next weekend. I believe her "wedding" is nothing more than a trick so she can have a romantic weekend with me....
YJA to Miss Thistle:
here's the headline
crazy girl from paris ontario fakes wedding for romantic weekend getaway with stalkee.
Miss Thistle to YJA:
Once you're in France you're so trapped. I will pelt you with baguettes until unconscious and stuff your mouth with cheese so you can't scream. Sacre bleu!
I'm sure to have some stories upon my return!