RUM AND PEPSI
A Priest was seated next to a newfoundlander on a flight to St. John's.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The newfoundlander asked for a Lambs rum and Pepsi, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust..... "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Newfoundlander then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The newfoundlander asked for a Lambs rum and Pepsi, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust..... "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Newfoundlander then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
7 Comments:
stop picking on the newfs!
I thought they like vodka with Pepsi?
j- No that's just me and poeple from Manitoba.
m- Ok Change it from Nefoundlander to P.E.I. Potato Eater
OH MAN! U r SOOOOO MEAN! :P
Nice. Which airline was that btw? I'll have to book my next flight with them. I'm surprised the Newfie didn't kiss the cod.
You're COD
M- Does that mean you wanna kiss me?
SB- No Screach - No kissing of the cod.
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