Thursday, January 26, 2006

Try it in the office when you're bored.

Get ready to be Seagulled!

Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too cool for school these days you have to do the Seagull. In schools all over London, apparently, break-times are seeing boys running into the bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out and find a younger kid.... then slap them in the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

from popbitch 26.01.06 ISSUE 286

5 Comments:

Blogger sirbarrett said...

you can load it into a watergun for optimal range.

January 26, 2006 1:00 PM  
Blogger madamerouge said...

yja, you're so fixated on jizz...

January 27, 2006 12:05 AM  
Blogger Jason said...

That's hot!

January 27, 2006 2:03 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

maybe you can play it at zippers?

January 27, 2006 2:11 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

mme rouge - you prolly invented the game.

sir b - no water gun however it may be possible to use the original "gun" but that would make it hard to sneak up on someone?

January 27, 2006 2:13 PM  

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