Love The Smell Of Schadenfreude In The Mornin'
Paris Hilton gets busted for DUI. Good times, good times. She's got a good publicist, though; Hilton had "one" drink at a "charity" event? Well played, sir.
The bigger question is whether her lapdog, gossip blogger Perez Hilton, will actually report this today. Rumours abound that he's on her payroll to play nice, so we'll see. He's been kissing her ass something fierce and taking shots at her competition, so he'll chicken out, I'm sure.
TIFF starts today!! Get your stalking shoes on!!
The bigger question is whether her lapdog, gossip blogger Perez Hilton, will actually report this today. Rumours abound that he's on her payroll to play nice, so we'll see. He's been kissing her ass something fierce and taking shots at her competition, so he'll chicken out, I'm sure.
TIFF starts today!! Get your stalking shoes on!!
posted by Miss Thistle at 9:13 AM
9 Comments:
I LOVE IT!
-Jason.
I just read about her, sort of, last night
Lets get shirts that say StarFucker and show up at everything.
I think we should re-launch Sputnik and program it to fall back down on her head.
Who splooged in her eye....this time!
good that smelly puss needs a rude awakening, i say.
Quit being mean to poor Paris!
yeah...she's just tring to make the world a better place (and maybe make Lindsay L cry)
I like her video. The first one.
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