Thursday, September 07, 2006

Love The Smell Of Schadenfreude In The Mornin'

Paris Hilton gets busted for DUI. Good times, good times. She's got a good publicist, though; Hilton had "one" drink at a "charity" event? Well played, sir.

The bigger question is whether her lapdog, gossip blogger Perez Hilton, will actually report this today. Rumours abound that he's on her payroll to play nice, so we'll see. He's been kissing her ass something fierce and taking shots at her competition, so he'll chicken out, I'm sure.

TIFF starts today!! Get your stalking shoes on!!

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT!

-Jason.

September 07, 2006 9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read about her, sort of, last night

September 07, 2006 9:52 AM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

Lets get shirts that say StarFucker and show up at everything.

September 07, 2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger Shora said...

I think we should re-launch Sputnik and program it to fall back down on her head.

September 07, 2006 12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who splooged in her eye....this time!

September 07, 2006 1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good that smelly puss needs a rude awakening, i say.

September 07, 2006 1:45 PM  
Blogger Crucible said...

Quit being mean to poor Paris!

September 07, 2006 2:27 PM  
Blogger your judgemental aunt said...

yeah...she's just tring to make the world a better place (and maybe make Lindsay L cry)

September 07, 2006 2:37 PM  
Blogger Butchie said...

I like her video. The first one.

September 08, 2006 1:35 AM  

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