OMG Good Lord!!!

I found this over on Paula's Blog Ghetto Economics.

Mmmmmmm Yumsytown

Have you ever had a Halifax Donair? Jason has had one. He'll freak when he sees how much sugar is in the sauce and blame all his fat on eating just one of 'em.

They are so yummy and great after a night of drinking (believe me i know) but you can't buy 'em here in Toronto. The only place I've seen them outside of the Maritimes is Vancouver in one shop called Halifax Donair or something like that. Every time I find some place that sells "Donairs" they only have tzatzikí sauce and I hate tzatzikí.

So I made my own last night and it was yummy.

Here's the recipe so you can try it out yourself. (Sorry Miss Thistle there's no deep frying involved in this recipe but you can get them deep fried).

Halifax Donair

INGREDIENTS
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 pound ground beef

1 (12 fluid ounce) can evaporated milk
3/4 cup white sugar
2 teaspoons garlic powder
4 teaspoons white vinegar, or as needed

DIRECTIONS
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). In a cup or small bowl, mix together the salt, oregano, flour, black pepper, Italian seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, and cayenne pepper.
Place the ground beef in a large bowl, and use your hands to blend in the spice mixture. If you want the smooth texture of meat that you see in a real donair shop, you must do this in a steel mixing bowl and on a sturdy surface. Pick up the meat, and throw it down with force about 20 times, kneading it after each throw. This also helps the meat hold together better when you slice it.
Form the meat into a loaf, and place it on a broiler pan. If you do not have one, a baking sheet will do.
Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes in the preheated oven, turning the loaf over about half way through. This will ensure even cooking. This cuts better if you chill the meat overnight before slicing.
To make the donair sauce, mix together the evaporated milk, sugar and garlic powder in a medium bowl. Gradually whisk in the white vinegar, adding 1 teaspoon at a time, until thickened to your desired consistency.

Bitter Coffee

Hopefully this will not me me in a couple of months.

I've gotta finish my resume and start applying for jobs or it will be.

Who'd Ya Do

As an homage to Britney (get well soon!), this week is Hotties Who Have (Or Have Had) Shaved Heads.

Hottie Sex and the City guy, Jason Lewis:


Hottie new single guy, Ryan Phillipe:


Hottie "Snatch"-er, Jason Statham:


Hottie Prison guy, Wentworth Miller:


As an aside, I love Internet Crazy. Check out the forum at the Church of Wentworth Miller.

Who'd Ya Do?

Jason Lewis Ryan Phillipe Jason Statham Wentworth Miller View Results Make your own poll

Le Willi Waller

Get your dose of Willi Waller 2006 here!

I posted this to stress out Jason and Mme. Rouge.

Secret Shame

I went to see Milli Vanilli in concert. Shhhhh!

Sexy Thistle... Very Sexy

The shoes are by far the best I've ever seen.

For The Ladies...

And more on the Britney

GET ME A JOB!

I bet you all think you're soooooo fancy with your jobs, don't you? Well me... I'm not so fancy. My employment officially ends on March 30th, 2007.

I've taken my sun holiday and got caught up with work so today's the day I start my job hunt. Today through Wednesday I'll be working on my resume. Then I'll start applying for jobs later this week.

I'll have to do lots of hotjobs.com, monster.ca, etc. If any of you know of a job in sales or travel/tourism let me know.

Britney...WTF?
I bet Butchie would still do her.

FLAT BELLY

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it"
"Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the pool boy gets on his knees and blows it right back up."

WHO'D YA DO (That's My Baby's Daddy)

This week's Who'd Ya Do is based on media whores claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

Prince Frederick von Anhalt

The 63 year old husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor claims to have had a decade long affair with the late model and is a possible candidate to be the biological father of her baby.

Alexander Denk

Nicole Smith's former bodyguard Alexander Denk claims he had a two-year affair with the late Playboy Playmate, during which Anna Nicole begged him to start a family with her.

Larry Birkhead
Larry Birkhead is an American entertainment photojournalist who began dating Anna in 2004 and announced on May 31 that he is her baby's father

Howard K. Stern
The attorney and partner of Anna Nicole. Stern said on King's show that he has been in love with Anna Nicole for along time and I think they got married

WHO'D YA DO (That's My Baby's Daddy) Prince Frederick von Anhalt Alexander Denk Larry Birkhead Howard K. Stern View Results Make your own poll

Q.

Here's my Valentines post for y'all. The best song ever.

Fun facts! about Stacey Q:
- Her real name is Stacey Lynn Swain.
- This song is twenty years old (yet still awesome).
- Stacey used to work in the circus.
- She had role written for her on The Facts Of Life ("Cinnamon"!).
- She appeared in gay porn film "Playing The Odds."

Pablo Has Asked Me To Be His Valentine!

First a fancy dinner.

Then a romantic movie!!!

Drunk Auntie Is Fun Just Ask Judge Judy!

Arrived at hotel (the GettoWay aka the Getaway) in Puerto Vallarta at around 10:00pm. I Showered and dressed then went down stairs for some drinks at the bar. The second person I walked by says “Auntie!”. Yes, it is a friend (A.) from Toronto I didn’t even know would be there. (BTW A. would have Mme. Rouge all hot and bothered.) I introduced him to my friends and we started drinkin’. We went out soon after for more drinks and I proceeded to get really drunk. Mostly because I didn’t eat much and I was super tired. Being really drunk didn’t stop me. A. and I stayed out until around 3ish long after everyone else from my group departed. I nearly feel asleep by the pool that night but A. made sure I got back to my room.

The next night after dinner I was too tired to do anything and I lasted until around midnight and went home with everyone. We left A. to go out and enjoy his last night in Mexico. Nothing spectacular happened on Sunday. Just a trip to the beach in old Vallarta and the usual drinking. I did have a yummy chocolate martini at an old man piano bar called Garbo’s. But Monday now there’s a story…

The day started out at the hotel pool then spent the rest of the afternoon shopping. At about 5:00pm we decided to go to the Cheeky Monkey to drink and watch the sun set. Thank god for that I was really hot and needed some shade. I got myself something to eat and lots of drinks (if you’re there get a drink called a Kiss it’s yumsytown). After that we headed to our favorite bar (Apache) and had more drinks. We all decided to skip the whole go home for a rest thing and stayed out for the rest of the night. From what I understand I was quite the spectacle. Here are some highlights that I remember...
-Calling some old guy from Minneapolis Judge Judy and asking him if he knew Brenda and Brandon (from 90210).
-Sucking back Tequila shots and Tequila based drinks.
-Asking the waiter if the tatoo of a spider's web between his index finger and his thumb meant that he killed someone. Then followed up by saing he didn't have one on his other hand so he could kill just one more person.
-Saying to a table full of strangers “If I was to do anyone at this table it would be you because you’re not yappy like the rest of them” then pointing at one of ‘em.
-I played my new favorite game a lot. It’s like Duck, Duck Goose but it’s called SKANK, SKANK, GOOSE. The game is just me tapping groups of people on the head and calling them “Skank” and then tapping myself on the head and saying “Goose” ‘cause I ain’t no skank! It’s fun.
-We crashed a party for some group of guys called the Chicago Boys. They seemed like nice guys and the drinks were free. I did make one of ‘em get me drinks when the bartended left by saying “Hey Mark! How ‘bout you fix me up with some drinks.” And he did. Yaaay!
-Everybody put their name tabs on my bum (dirty birdys) and I didn't get them all off :( Salem wanted me to walk around with them still there so he played the game of don't tell him they're there but my NICE friend Kimche told be they were still there and I got them off.
-I think we went to Mañana after that (I think) and met lots of fun people there too. That’s all I’m sayin’ about that.

Tuesday night everyone stayed in ‘cept for me. I went out for awhile but I was sad and lonely without my friends so I went home at around 1:00 or 2:00. Wednesday was a bit much. As I walked down the street with my friends some one passing by taps me on the back and says “Hi Auntie”. Then a couple of minutes later someone else waves. This continues all day and night. We realize that it’s due to my drunken performance two days ago. Even the waiters/bartenders remember my performance. All I know is that drunk Auntie must be the best thing since sliced bread because even Thursday when we went back to the beach I was still getting hellos from people I really didn’t remember. I soooooo want to go on vacation with drunk Auntie!

The Sights Of Vallarta

Here's the girl that served my friends and me lots and lots of drinks at Apache's everyday.

Here's Nana Salem by the pool. She's got her sun hat, her spf 45, her book, and even her shawl. Even though I spent most on the time in the sun with an SPF 15 or none at all he still got more tanned than me while sitting in the shade with SPF 45. Salem read two books even though I told him that reading doesn't make aynone any prettier.

My friend Kimchi really wanted to see Lady Bunny so we went to see her at Mañanas. She was much funnier than I thought she would be.

This is the unfinished hotel next door. There's a huge nest in it so we just called it the Pelican Hotel (it's for the fancy rich pelican's that just need to get away)

This is me smoking on our balcony.

Still smoking on our balcony.

Our pretty hallway.

As you can see Salem and I were a black family while vacationing in Vallarta 227.

I was Jackée Harry and Salem was Helen Martin aka Pearl.

Now this... This is Timmy's boyfriend. No, this guy stayed at our resort. Everyday in a different spandex swimsuit. As each day passed the swimsuit would get smaller and smaller. (I seem to remember a lime green zebra print speedo one day). I didn't think it would move on to a thong but it did. This was the second last day we were there. What would one wear to up the ante on the last day you ask? Well a hot pink thong is what he wore that last day and I do believe he one uped the black thong pictured above. Was he ever naked you ask? Well yes as a matter of fact he was naked daily while playing naked pool vollyball with other fat people.

Sorry, I should have kept a diary of pics showing what this guy wore everday but who would have known it could have ended like this when it started with a square cut spandex swimsuit?

That's it for this post. I'll tell you all about Drunk Auntie later.

(unless Salem has already told you)

Tribute.

Who'd Ya Do

I'm sad about Anna Nicole. There's a great LJ post about her here.

Anyways, this week's WYD is Celebs Who Died Young(ish). Yeah, that's right.
First up...

JFK, Jr.


Kurt Cobain


River Phoenix


Tupac Shakur


I was gonna use Morrison, but I think I've used him for another edition previously? Whatevs. My brain doesn't work like she used to.

JFK, Jr. Cobain Phoenix Shakur View Results Make your own poll

Hee.

Chicken.

In my grand tradition of becoming obsessed with a TV show after it's cancelled, I'm SO into Arrested Development right now. Will Arnett and the various chicken dances will never not be funny to me. Also, Bateman is cute. And so is Arnett. And Portia.

The Chicken Dance montage:

Want.

Forget the streetcar. I want one of these.


Hopefully there's some way to winterize 'em. Giant bubble dome or something? Everything keeps going back to the goddamn cold for me 'cause it's goddamned cold. And my skin is getting dry and my clothes are staticky and I hatemylifesomuchinwinter.

Whine away in the comments.