Yumsie.

Concert was so fun. I've never seen so many girls in one place before. The best were the fourteen-year-olds who'd pincurled their hair in hopes of "scoring" with Justin. Good times. Here's the review.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADAME ROUGE

Happy Birthday Grandma!

Y'all Jus' Jellus.

That's right.


Fingerless and I are going to the Justin Timberlake concert tonight. Squee! Pink's opening. Should be good times.

He better sing D*ck In A Box.

Psycho.

Insane girl freaks out before her wedding. The drama starts around 1:30 or so.

Bitch crazy.

For Mme. Rouge

Someone must know Mme. Rouge!

Here's Your Boyfriend.

Hawt.

ME

I'm so much hotter than all y'all homely bitches!

Enjoy the weekend!

WHO'D YA DO?

I love this show. If you're not watching it you should be. The "save the cheerleader, save the world" line was stuck in my head forever.

So this weeks Who'd Ya Do is dedicated to the heroes of Heroes.

NATHAN PETRELLI

ISAAC MENDEZ

HIRO NAKAMURA

CLAIRE BENNET

MATT PARKMAN

NIKI SANDERS

PETER PATRELLI

Who'd Ya Do? NATHAN PETRELLI ISAAC MENDEZ HIRO NAKAMURA CLAIRE BENNET MATT PARKMAN NIKI SANDERS PETER PATRELLI View Results Make your own poll

What's the first thing you do when...

What's the first thing you do when you get laid off? Well if you're me you book yourself on an all inclusive holiday on the sunny beaches of Mexico. The hotel I'm staying at might not be the best and I would have liked to stay in old Vallarta instead of the hotel zone but I had friends staying at this hotel so that's where I'll be staying. Salem will be my partner in crime and we're sure to have a blast with the other people we're going with. I asked Jason to come but he said no. He's too piggy and fat to go anyway. Mme. Rouge said no simply because she hates me.
BTW Anybody have a job for me?

Brat.

Shit like this pisses me off. A couple boards a plane and can't control their three-year-old (she's screaming, hitting them, and refusing to buckle up). The crew kicks them off as they're delaying the flight and can't take off with a person unbuckled. The airline not only refunds their money, they give them three roundtrip tickets anywhere the airline flies. The couple has been touring Good Morning America and shit complaining how they will now boycott the airline.

The wife complained she didn't have enough time to "hold and console" her kid? Bitch, please. A plane boards at least 20 minutes before take-off, you know they was one of the first ones to board (elderly and families first!), and then this family delayed the flight by 15 minutes before getting the boot. If you can't manage to plop your kid in a seat and buckle her up in a half hour, what the hell do you do when you're in your car?

You just know that kid's a holy terror. And the rest of the flight is supposed to just sit and wait while the parents try to reason with their little princess? Fuck that shit. My mom would have given me The Look (That Threatens A Spanking) and buckled me in. Done and done.

Best part - here's a screencap from Good Morning America. They couldn't even get her to sit still for a 30 second interview. Probably didn't want to hurt her feelings or something.

IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

Guess what's happened to happen to me today.

You.

A Dirty Bird In Regina

Nothing to say today. Busy at work and sleepy.

Oh BTW...
Salem is sooooooooooooo lame with his test pattern.

Tambourine Taxi

Friday I went to a friend’s house for drinks and to meet his pretty Spanish teacher from Buenos Aires. She was very nice and we all got very drunk. It was fun but it was a late night. We stayed there until around three am.
I was going to stay in on Saturday but Miss Thistle and Fingerless were mean to me and called me a loser for wanting to stay in so I changed my mind and headed over to Miss Thistle’s place. I was picked up by an Asian cab driver who was kinda like an idiot savant when it came to 50s and 60s music. He changed the radio station after every song ended and loved his music trivia. He would tell me what year a song was number one and when that group played in Toronto. I seem to remember him saying “The Drifters. Number one in 1959.” When we passed Maple Leaf Gardens he told me what year the Beatles played 3 shows there. He would sing along to the do wop music but that was nothing… at one point I hear a tambourine. No, it wasn’t part of the song. The cabby had it on the passenger’s seat and he was playing along with the music. I shit you not. I so tried to text a message to Thistle and fingerless to tell them but I couldn’t spell tambourine. So that story had to wait until I made it to Thistle’s. And it didn’t stop with the tambourine, nooooooo; he tooted the horn to the music too. I swear to god it was the freakiest cab ride ever and I’m probably doing the ride no justice.
Once I arrived at Thistle’s we had some Vodka and then some beer. I saw Mr. Thistle and the new ring. I told Mr. Thistle that Miss Thistle was complaining about the ring’s setting (she wasn’t) but I just thought it would be fun to say. We went to a bar for the birthday of a friend’s little brother. (BTW the friend is ridiculously hot beyond belief and super nice. Jason it would DESTROY you.) I got 2 free drinks from strangers (some stranger at the bar celebrating his 21st bday and the pretty bartender girl at last call). Miss Thistle, Fingerless and I made our way out the door. Thistle crossed the street to her apartment. I put Fingerless in a cab and then grabbed one for myself. About one min later my phone rang and it was Fingerless who told me she was going to a friends place and I should come too. I turned the cab around to meet her. To make a long story short I crawled in my door at quarter to six. That’s really late for an old guy like me and I wasn’t even going to planning to go out.

I think this guy had the same taxi driver as me.

Horses.

I rented Clerks 2 yesterday finally. Not as funny as the first one, but the scene with Jay reenacting the Buffalo Bill tuck from Silence of the Lambs was so worth the rental. Unfortunately, I've had Goodbye Horses stuck in my head since then. Did you know it had it's own Wikipedia entry? Well, now ya do.

Feel free to get it stuck in your own head - or tuck along with Bill. Whatevs.

HINTERLAND WHO'S WHO

Dorks.com Funny Video
Spider Drug Test

Who'd Ya Do?

I was gonna wallow in my misery and do Actors With Glasses, but Johnny Depp is the only cute one.

Then I wanted to do Nerdy Actors. Um, none cute.

So I ended up with this week's edition: Eccentric Actors. Now, shut up and pick.

Johnny Depp:


Marlon Brando:


Christopher Walken:


Willem Dafoe:

Depp Brando Walken Dafoe View Results Make your own poll

Blind.

I am now a four eyes. I had to get reading glasses, so now I'm ugly.

And broke - the lenses alone cost me 300 bucks!! The whole eye industry is a total racket, I swear. I did find some cute Burberry frames, though. Maybe they'll make me look smart?


*not my actual frames. Mine are far cuter.
Who'd Ya Do by one, I hope!

WHY TORONTO IS BETTER.

-The name Toronto originated as the Mohawk phrase tkaronto, later modified by French explorers and mapmakers. Tkaronto means "where there are trees standing in the water".
-Toronto welcomes 18 million visitors a year.
-Toronto has a population of 2.48 million people (5.9 million in the GTA - Greater Toronto Area).
-Toronto is the 5th-largest city in North America after Mexico City, New York City, Los Angeles, and Chicago.
-Within a short distance from Toronto, another five million Canadians live and prosper.
-One quarter of Canada’s population lives within a 160 km radius of Toronto.
-Population growth studies have projected the City of Toronto's population in 2031 to be 3,000,000 and Metropolitan Toronto's population to be 7,450,000
-34.8% of the city's area is residential, 7.8 per cent industrial, 2.3 per cent commercial, 7.3 per cent institutional (schools, universities, churches and cemeteries).
-One half of the population of the United States is within one day's drive of Toronto.
-Toronto is also located in the largest flat rate calling area in the world.
-Toronto has the most fibre optic cable of any city in North America.
-Toronto’s Yonge Street is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest street in the world, stretching 1,896 km (1,178 miles).
-North America's largest (27 kilometers) continuous underground pedestrian system PATH, connects 1200 stores and restaurants, 50 office towers, five subway stations, Union Station, six major hotels and several entertainment centres under Toronto's financial core.
-The Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) is the third largest public transit system in North America after the New York City Transit Authority, and Mexico City Metro. It has the highest per capita ridership rate on the continent.
-Toronto is known as "Hollywood North". Only Los Angeles and New York city are larger feature film and television production centres. About 25% of films produced in Hollywood are actually filmed in Toronto.
-Ontario is the only province in Canada to have its own film office based in Los Angeles, the Toronto Ontario Film Office.
-The Toronto International Film Festival is the largest public film festival in the world and is second only to Cannes in terms of high-profile films, stars and market activity.
-Toronto's theatre district is second only to New York city in North America.
-Professional sports teams include...
Toronto Argonauts (Canadian Football League)
Toronto Blue Jays (Major League Baseball)
Toronto FC (Major League Soccer) (Coming in 2007)
Toronto Maple Leafs (National Hockey League)
Toronto Marlies (American Hockey League)
Toronto Raptors (National Basketball Association)
Toronto Rock (National Lacrosse League)
-The Royal Ontario Museum (ROM): Canada’s largest museum and one of the top 10 in the world.
-Toronto has the largest gay population in Canada and Pride Week in Toronto is one of the three largest Pride events in the world, along with New York City and Sydney, Australia.
- The Caribana™ parade is the biggest single-day happening and largest Caribbean festival in North America.
-Over half of Toronto's labour force has a university degree or college diploma.
-The 4th highest concentration of commercial software companies in the world, and one of North America's hottest animation centres.
-More wireless phones per capita, than anywhere in North America.
-Toronto is one of the most peaceful, large, cosmopolitan cities in the world.
-Toronto Police Services has 5,028 uniformed officers.
-Toronto was ranked as the safest city in the world to live in by the United Nations and the safest metropolitan area in North America by Places Rated Almanac.
-One of the most multicultural cities in the world, Toronto is home to more than 80 ethnic groups and more than 100 languages.
-Ethnic Mix: 57% Caucasian, 20.9% Asian, 8.3% African American, 3.5% Filipino, 1.5% Hispanic, 8.8% Other.
-43 per cent of Toronto's population (1,051,125 people) reported themselves as being part of a visible minority.
top four…
Chinese at 259,710 or 10.6%
South Asian at 253,920 or 10.3%
Black at 204,075 or 8.3%
Filipino at 86,460 or 3.5%
-Dual-language street signs can be found in areas such as Chinatown, Little Italy, Little Portugal, and other communities.
-Toronto has 79 ethnic publications.
-Toronto has the only real castle in all of North America. "Casa Loma" Castle
-Toronto is home to the world's tallest building (CN Tower at 553.33 m).
-Toronto has one of the top ten world economies; beating out Hong Kong, Mexico City and Boston.
-The Toronto Stock Exchange is the second largest on the continent by market capitalization (after New York), and sixth largest in the world.
-There are 187 km of bike paths, 7.8 km of pedestrian paths, & 3 million publicly owned trees.
-There are 1500 parks & 8,000 hectares of parklands (ravines, valleys, woodlots, waterfront natural areas, parks & farmland), or 18.1 per cent of the city's area.
-Toronto Islands: Only a 10-minute ferry ride from the foot of Yonge Street, the Toronto islands offer a panoramic view of the city skyline. Centre Island offers miles of parkland with beaches, barbecues and picnic tables, boat rentals, bicycle paths, a children’s farm and even an amusement park.
-There are 10,033 different streets or, 5,365 km of road (streets, expressways, ramps and laneways) covering 27.4 per cent of the city's area.
-There are 20,371 street intersections in Toronto.
-Toronto has 7060 km of sidewalks.
-There are 535 bridges in Toronto.

Vacation Time Soon

Vacation time is just around the corner. In 2 weeks I'll have my pear shaped body on a beach in Mexico eating choco bananas and drinking booze out of a coconut. I have 10 vacation days left for 2006 and this will take care of 6 of them. Salem is soo lucky since he gets to be my room mate. I haven't booked it yet because I have another friend that wants to come but she's looking for someone else to go so she doesn't have to pay the single supplement. Any takers?

WHAT IS SHE ON?

OMG! What's wrong with Paula Abdul? She looks like she has Cerebral Palsy.

SWAG

SWAG =
Stuff We All Get
AKA Souvenirs, Wearables and Gifts

Miss Thistle thinks she deserves SWAG (lots of it). If we were to put together a SWAG bag for her what do you think should be included?

I think I would include some hair dye so she can fix that hideous red hair of hers.

Little do you know she gets lots of SWAG through work.

Globes.

Random thoughts re: last night's Golden Globe Awards.

1. I want Meryl Streep to be on my TV always.
2. I'm kinda crushing on DiCaprio again.
3. Angelina Jolie has become the Borg Queen
4. Jack Nicholson has got to take off those effing sunglasses and wipe that smirk off his face.
5. "Borat" is hot.
6. Ellen Pompeo decided to finally try some snacks.
7. I want Alec Baldwin to be on my TV always.
8. Yay, Jennifer Hudson won her Dreamgirls nom (suck it, Beyonce)
9. I still have to see Little Miss Sunshine, Thank You For Not Smoking, and The Queen.
10. I wish I got a fun gift bag for showing up at stuff.

You're Fired!

Not only did Carey get fired from the Apprentice but he flamed up the runway with the men's suit he pushed his team to include in their swimsuit line.

I actually didn't think the suit was all that bad I mean it wasn't a thong, right? But I did think Carey's runway show was more than a bit much. Everyone made a huge deal about the suit and Trump was an asshole about it. Surprise!

He won't be living this down anytime soon.

GRAPFRUIT TONIGHT!!!

Grapfruit tonight!!!

Should be fun as always.

I'm tired as usual.

But nothing a little disco nap can't fix.

Have a great weekend everyone!

I'm sure to see Jason and Mme. Rouge there. ;)

SUPER - Who'd Ya Do?

DID YOU KNOW SUPERMAN WAS INVENTED BY A CANADIAN?

Brandon Routh
The most recent to wear the cape, he stars in Superman Returns.

Tom Welling
Tom plays a young Clark Kent. He isn't actually Superman yet.

Dean Cain
He played the blue wonder in the tv-series Lois and Clark

Christopher Reeve
He is and always will be the best Superman.

George Reeves
Played in the first live action Superman in a tv-series.

Kirk Alyn
Played Superman in the 1940s serials. He also was the first person to play Superman on the silver screen.

Who'd Ya Do? Brandon Routh Tom Welling Dean Cain Christopher Reeve George Reeves Kirk Alyn View Results Make your own poll

Liars.

Air Canada is balls.

T was supposed to fly home yesterday, but the flight was cancelled as the pilot had "logged too many hours." They were given a hotel for the night and told they would be compensated 600 euros for their problems. Great customer service, right? Wrong. Upon arrival in Toronto about an hour ago, they were told that they would no longer be given the money. He's still there fighting with them, I think.

I could have used that money for shoes!

Those Shoes Are Mine Bitch

I bought new shoes today! You likey?


But I think Kelly likes shoes more than me.

You might not wanna play this too loud if you're at work.

22 on 24

I have never watched 24 but I might next week because of this

Yes it's true Shaun Majumder will be on 24 next week. You think he'll be playing a terrorist as Raj Binder?

More THIS HOUR HAS 22 MINUTES videos are here

It's Official.

Jesus is totally a dog person.

???

Miss Thistle figured it out.

Busted.

On my trip, I discovered Madame Rouge has opened a store in Paris. Pretty!

This and That

Nora sent me this email. Think she meant to send it to Butchie?

And I though that's just how French Canadians said "English".

But I found out"hinglish" is a combo language (hindi + english) because some dirty bird was looking for naughty stories.

Finally...

Bonjour!

I'm baaaaaack!

Fun Facts About France:

1. Fois gras, wine, coq au vin, and more wine are awesome. I could eat ham and cheese on a baguette every single day.

2. I have about 150 photos of Notre Dame. I want a gargoyle.

3. The apartment T's brother hooked us up with was owned by a shoe designer for Louis Vuitton. She had oodles of shoes around the house that made my heart ache. And yes, I took photos.

4. We skipped the Louvre entirely so we could spend those days walking around random neighbourhoods.

5. Shopping in Paris would be way more fun if I were obscenely rich.

6. French showers and bathtubs are sometimes creepy.

7. The weather was pretty much the same in Toronto (yay, global warming!)

8. I fell in the subway on the stairs and hurt my knee and people laughed - I also stepped in dog poop. Must be initiation or something.

9. French people really are skinny. Smoking really is good for you!

10. I have a fiance now, y'all!!!!11!

More stories and pics to come - I have around 400 photos to sort through first.

“Do I make you look fat?”

I'm too pretty to...
-do math
-listen
-die
-work retail
-cook
-go to jail
-be polite
-be smart
-be poor
-play with you
-get married
-ever get old
-worry about stuff
-be this nice
-play dodge ball
-be ignored
-go camping
-ride a bus
-be sincere

What? I’m too pretty to be taken seriously? Wait a minute... you think I’m pretty?

Meet Rebekah Klotz From Saskatoon

Now that's one classy Canadian chick!

Nose To The Grindstone

It seems like I've been away from work forever but I could still use another week. Time to get back to work :(
Happy New Year!


New Years Eve was busy. I dropped by Cashew and Candy's New Years Eve celebration. It was very fun for the 45 mins I was there. I wish I could have stayed longer. Mme. Rouge and Jason were there. I also met Salem there. I moved on to another friend's new year's eve/birthday party and picked up my friend Mo on the way. Salem followed soon after but didn't know the buzz code I gave him three times. So he was locked in the hallway for about a 1/2 hour. He finally made it in and had a drink. Soon after we made our way to the Buddies where I tried really hard to get drunk and Mo cut every line he found.
Oh BTW please ask Salem about the Nightmare Stress of the naked new years drag queen!